1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:01,131 --> 00:00:03,844 (gentle music) 3 00:02:20,448 --> 00:02:22,918 (dog barks) 4 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:25,423 - What d'you say, dude? 5 00:02:28,658 --> 00:02:30,259 Thought we'd seen the last of you. 6 00:02:30,293 --> 00:02:31,162 - Ah, nope. 7 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,441 - Hung around so much I thought I'd make a palmetto planter 8 00:02:35,476 --> 00:02:36,729 out of that cute little bottom of yours. 9 00:02:36,763 --> 00:02:38,886 - Oh no, you wouldn't have done that, Roy. 10 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,346 You're too busy dealing shrimp to the tourists. 11 00:02:40,381 --> 00:02:42,468 - Roy, what are we getting 12 00:02:42,503 --> 00:02:45,738 for these Kalooza Hatchy crappy whompers? 13 00:02:45,773 --> 00:02:48,486 - Six bits and tax, but don't reorder 'em. 14 00:02:48,521 --> 00:02:49,738 The tourists are starting 15 00:02:49,773 --> 00:02:51,617 to find out they don't catch any fish with 'em, 16 00:02:51,651 --> 00:02:52,835 none at all. 17 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:54,574 - [Tom] Sounds just like home, 18 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,905 just you fixed up the dock, Roy. 19 00:02:56,939 --> 00:02:59,722 - Hey, glad to see you home! 20 00:03:00,731 --> 00:03:02,123 - [Tom] Good to see you, sir. 21 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,801 - Hey, still meaning to guide as bad? 22 00:03:04,835 --> 00:03:05,775 - Oh more than ever, sir. 23 00:03:05,809 --> 00:03:07,305 - [Faron] I'll be damned. 24 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:08,940 - [Tom] Aren't you starting a little late today, Carter? 25 00:03:08,975 --> 00:03:10,157 - I'm not guiding today. - Oh. 26 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:11,375 - Hey, I know what, let's do, 27 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:13,392 let's go out and get Old Nichol Dance. 28 00:03:13,428 --> 00:03:14,680 He's out on the flats with his, 29 00:03:14,714 --> 00:03:16,002 he's on his annual suicide run. 30 00:03:16,036 --> 00:03:17,254 We'll go out and look for him. 31 00:03:17,288 --> 00:03:18,854 Come on, it's flat and calm today. 32 00:03:18,889 --> 00:03:20,106 - All right. 33 00:03:20,142 --> 00:03:21,707 - I got this new power turbo net thing, man. 34 00:03:21,741 --> 00:03:22,924 That son of a bitch will go. 35 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:25,603 (light music) 36 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:17,433 No, you can't even tune the damn thing. 37 00:04:17,469 --> 00:04:19,764 You got one at the moment. 38 00:04:20,982 --> 00:04:22,651 Bucket seats in a station wagon, 39 00:04:22,687 --> 00:04:26,130 I mean, that's the stupidest damn thing I ever heard of. 40 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:28,913 Hey, you know how to disconnect them damn seat belt buzzers? 41 00:04:28,948 --> 00:04:30,861 - No, but I can give it a try. 42 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,496 - Yeah? 43 00:04:32,531 --> 00:04:33,401 - [Tom] Jeez. 44 00:04:33,435 --> 00:04:34,444 (Faron laughs) 45 00:04:34,479 --> 00:04:35,557 - Ain't that a sight? 46 00:04:37,123 --> 00:04:39,454 Well, let's get this basket case home. 47 00:04:41,888 --> 00:04:43,523 Though, I don't know where that's gonna get us. 48 00:04:43,558 --> 00:04:46,793 With his wife gone, he ain't got a pot to piss in 49 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,289 or a window to throw it out. 50 00:04:49,715 --> 00:04:51,837 Yeah, that skiff's about all he's got left. 51 00:04:51,871 --> 00:04:52,742 That's about it. 52 00:04:54,898 --> 00:04:57,994 - I'm gonna choose me a career in show business. 53 00:04:58,029 --> 00:04:59,455 - [Faron] Well, you give me a real feeling 54 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:00,534 you've already had one. 55 00:05:04,082 --> 00:05:05,195 - You the Skelton boy? 56 00:05:05,229 --> 00:05:06,621 - [Faron] That's him, Nichol. 57 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:14,030 - You're always on the damn flats out there in front of me. 58 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:15,943 - Yes, sir, I'm kind of studying you. 59 00:05:15,979 --> 00:05:17,057 (Faron laughs) 60 00:05:17,091 --> 00:05:21,266 - I wonder how come, uninvited and all? 61 00:05:21,301 --> 00:05:23,353 - Well, I enjoy water sports. 62 00:05:23,388 --> 00:05:27,805 - Very good, but I wouldn't really recommend it. 63 00:05:27,841 --> 00:05:30,101 - But I wasn't applying for recommendations. 64 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:31,319 - You don't follow me. 65 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:37,894 I am suggesting how unattractive a day 66 00:05:38,728 --> 00:05:40,746 on the open water can get. 67 00:05:42,451 --> 00:05:43,495 - But I'd have known 68 00:05:43,529 --> 00:05:45,199 that a person would ruin a good boat trip 69 00:05:45,234 --> 00:05:47,042 if he'd gone out to shoot himself. 70 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:49,790 (gun fires) 71 00:05:49,825 --> 00:05:52,539 (birds squawk) 72 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:58,105 - Nichol, that pistol has become an all-around liability. 73 00:05:58,139 --> 00:05:59,809 - [Nichol] Well, I got a headache. 74 00:05:59,844 --> 00:06:01,061 And I got a runaway wife 75 00:06:01,096 --> 00:06:03,079 and a moving van up in the Everglades. 76 00:06:04,401 --> 00:06:06,105 And I don't need it. 77 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,245 - Why, good Lord! 78 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,759 It's the original one and only lone survivor. 79 00:06:21,793 --> 00:06:25,411 What is it, makes a man keep wanting to go on the same tour, 80 00:06:25,446 --> 00:06:27,498 year after year, huh? 81 00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:29,307 (Roy laughs) 82 00:06:29,342 --> 00:06:32,855 Or is an annual rescue just something every boy should have? 83 00:06:34,838 --> 00:06:36,507 - What ails you, Roy? 84 00:06:38,004 --> 00:06:40,161 - Why, Nichol, I was just about ready 85 00:06:40,195 --> 00:06:41,865 to ask you that same question. 86 00:06:43,256 --> 00:06:44,613 What in the hell ails you? 87 00:06:47,222 --> 00:06:49,970 (Roy yells) 88 00:06:50,005 --> 00:06:51,848 - [Tom] Hey, you can't be serious, stop it! 89 00:06:51,883 --> 00:06:54,597 (Roy whimpers) 90 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:59,606 (Roy screams) 91 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,032 (ominous music) 92 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,919 - Cart, you'd better get some law in here, 93 00:07:03,954 --> 00:07:06,424 'cause I got half a mind to wind this arc welder's clock. 94 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:11,294 Roy, I do believe I'd go to Raiford Prison over you. 95 00:07:11,328 --> 00:07:12,894 - [Faron] Jesus Christ, Nichol! 96 00:07:14,181 --> 00:07:15,921 All right, easy now. 97 00:07:15,955 --> 00:07:17,625 You ain't hurt bad. 98 00:07:19,608 --> 00:07:21,799 - Now I'm gonna have to go to the slammer. 99 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:29,383 God, I'm going to lose a world of bookings over that. 100 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:30,461 Why did I do that? 101 00:07:30,495 --> 00:07:32,582 Now I got to go to jail. 102 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,983 - Well, hell, I'll take your bookings. 103 00:07:35,018 --> 00:07:37,105 If I could use your boat, we could split the fee. 104 00:07:37,139 --> 00:07:38,010 - Yeah, I'd like that. 105 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:41,766 Otherwise, Carter will get a certain number of my clients. 106 00:07:41,801 --> 00:07:43,471 Anybody you take, I'll get back. 107 00:07:45,384 --> 00:07:46,531 - Myron, make me up a list 108 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:47,923 of my blank days and cancellations, 109 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:50,497 and then, uh, call my wife 110 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:52,898 and tell her we're going dancing. 111 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,289 And the minute you get a chance, 112 00:07:54,324 --> 00:07:55,681 I want you to move Dance's car out there, 113 00:07:55,715 --> 00:07:57,768 because it's gonna drive away business. 114 00:07:59,611 --> 00:08:00,481 Myron? 115 00:08:02,395 --> 00:08:06,465 (marching band music) 116 00:08:06,499 --> 00:08:09,317 (car door thuds) 117 00:08:41,841 --> 00:08:42,850 - Hey. - Hi, baby. 118 00:08:45,807 --> 00:08:47,373 Honey, we're gonna have a little talk. 119 00:08:47,407 --> 00:08:48,695 - Let me just finish ironing your shirt. 120 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,921 I know they say they're stay-press, but they lie. 121 00:08:50,956 --> 00:08:53,913 I'll be with you in just a minute. 122 00:08:57,043 --> 00:08:59,165 - You haven't bought anything today, have you, honey? 123 00:09:00,487 --> 00:09:01,879 - Oh. 124 00:09:01,913 --> 00:09:03,131 I burned the shirt. 125 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,461 What? 126 00:09:05,496 --> 00:09:07,339 - You haven't bought anything today, have you? 127 00:09:08,592 --> 00:09:09,531 - Not today, hon. 128 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:11,758 - Well, that's great, baby, 129 00:09:12,975 --> 00:09:15,097 'cause we got enough of these showpieces. 130 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:19,515 - Well, they mean something to me, Cart. 131 00:09:19,550 --> 00:09:21,150 And I have to be home all day. 132 00:09:21,184 --> 00:09:23,202 - Plus, I'm not booked every day. 133 00:09:23,237 --> 00:09:25,881 Now old Dance is gonna be back in action full-time, 134 00:09:25,915 --> 00:09:28,768 sooner or later, and that Skelton kid is good, 135 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,925 and he's gonna end up with a shit-house load 136 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:33,603 of my business if I don't stick to my P's and Q's! 137 00:09:35,412 --> 00:09:38,404 - Faron, we've had such fun with the things that we bought. 138 00:09:38,438 --> 00:09:40,004 Don't you even remember? 139 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,787 - Oh, honey, why are we bringing all this up again? 140 00:09:45,326 --> 00:09:46,334 - I don't know. 141 00:09:49,396 --> 00:09:50,857 It just seems time, I guess. 142 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,579 Well, you know something, Cart? 143 00:10:00,597 --> 00:10:01,884 You are okay. 144 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,580 - What do you mean? 145 00:10:08,668 --> 00:10:11,867 - 'Cause you can just dub 146 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:15,346 and hit the old bulls-eye any time you want to. 147 00:10:16,634 --> 00:10:18,755 I mean, it's not like you lack the know-how. 148 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:25,017 - Oh, I think I'm beginning to get the picture. 149 00:10:25,051 --> 00:10:26,408 - Yeah, I think you are, too. 150 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:27,903 - Mm-hmm, well, let me check now 151 00:10:27,939 --> 00:10:30,756 and see if I'm beginning to get the picture. 152 00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:31,661 - [Jeannie] Okay. 153 00:10:34,722 --> 00:10:36,566 - Are you in a family way, Jeannie? 154 00:10:44,671 --> 00:10:46,236 - Yes, sir, I am. 155 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,576 - That sounds like a great showpiece, babe. 156 00:11:00,568 --> 00:11:03,108 That sounds like I got the old picture right off. 157 00:11:10,377 --> 00:11:11,491 Now, wait, wait a minute, honey, 158 00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:13,404 if those are photos of the unborn child, 159 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:15,213 I don't want to look at 'em now. 160 00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:17,057 - Oh Cart, don't you look bored, 161 00:11:17,091 --> 00:11:19,421 because you were the one that last week asked me 162 00:11:19,457 --> 00:11:20,535 to explain the difference 163 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:22,622 between a pyrolytic self-cleaning oven 164 00:11:22,657 --> 00:11:24,501 and a catalytic self-cleaning oven. 165 00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:28,258 If I'm gonna have a child to see after, 166 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:30,658 I'm not gonna have time to be cleaning the oven. 167 00:11:31,771 --> 00:11:35,006 Now pictured here is an actual panel 168 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,849 from a pyrolytic self-cleaning oven 169 00:11:36,885 --> 00:11:40,084 that's been soiled with prune pie spillover, like that. 170 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,494 - Well, I'm glad it's prune pie spillover and not the baby. 171 00:11:43,529 --> 00:11:46,311 - Well, the cycle is complete here. 172 00:11:46,346 --> 00:11:48,642 And you will notice there is no sign 173 00:11:48,677 --> 00:11:50,868 of the prune pie spillover remaining, but here... 174 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:56,677 - Honey, I think I want to turn in for a while, all righty? 175 00:11:56,713 --> 00:12:01,200 - Faron Carter, are you fixing to cry? 176 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,304 - All right, go on with what you were saying. 177 00:12:05,339 --> 00:12:07,287 - What was I saying? 178 00:12:07,322 --> 00:12:09,340 - About, you know-- 179 00:12:09,374 --> 00:12:10,835 - Carter and Dance. - Carter and Dance. 180 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,340 - The best guides I know. 181 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,697 - Mm-hmm. 182 00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:15,706 Guys or guides? 183 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,549 - [Tom] Guides, fishing guides. 184 00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:18,697 - Guides, good. 185 00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:20,575 - [Tom] The sun and the moon. 186 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:22,036 - Toothbrush, who's the moon? 187 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:23,324 - [Tom] Dance is the moon. 188 00:12:23,358 --> 00:12:24,784 - Uh-huh. 189 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,663 - Now they would never be caught dead in a boat like this. 190 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:30,941 They have these machines, these sinister machines. 191 00:12:30,977 --> 00:12:32,960 God damn it, Miranda, you don't pay attention to me. 192 00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:35,081 - I'm listening to you. - This is important to me. 193 00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:36,125 - I am listening to you. 194 00:12:36,159 --> 00:12:37,273 They have machines. 195 00:12:37,307 --> 00:12:39,151 They are guides, not guys. 196 00:12:39,186 --> 00:12:40,299 - Carter has a machine like Dance's, 197 00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:42,178 well, almost like Dance's. 198 00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:43,778 - I'm nearly out. - But Dance's will high center 199 00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:44,717 on a shallow bank. - Uh-huh. 200 00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:46,352 - Carter can pole in dew, 201 00:12:46,387 --> 00:12:47,778 drop right in on those little basins 202 00:12:47,813 --> 00:12:50,074 where all the fish sit, faced up-tide, you know, 203 00:12:50,108 --> 00:12:51,396 on the incoming water. 204 00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:52,614 Old Dance, he fishes it. 205 00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:55,709 He fishes the tides like a sniper. 206 00:12:55,744 --> 00:12:56,822 It's amazing. 207 00:12:56,857 --> 00:12:58,074 He sits there and waits for the fish 208 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,605 to come to him or his chum slick. 209 00:13:00,788 --> 00:13:02,667 Carter, he's more of a traditionalist. 210 00:13:02,701 --> 00:13:04,823 He fishes the old style, he poles, 211 00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:07,188 right up near the flats, you know. 212 00:13:07,224 --> 00:13:08,441 What are you doing? 213 00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:10,737 - Putting my flippers on. 214 00:13:10,771 --> 00:13:14,076 Oh I'm sorry, darling, yeah. - That's all right. 215 00:13:14,111 --> 00:13:15,328 - Uh-huh. - He poles his skiff 216 00:13:15,364 --> 00:13:18,599 from the bow, right up on the edge of the flats 217 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,372 in the early flood. - Mm-hmm. 218 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,391 - Then dropping back to the mangroves on the high water, 219 00:13:22,425 --> 00:13:23,886 looking for the waking fish. 220 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,982 Do you know what a waking fish is? 221 00:13:28,164 --> 00:13:29,696 It's a fish that moves through the water 222 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,817 and kicks up a wake with its fins. 223 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,278 - Hey, am I safe in here? 224 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,739 - From what? 225 00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:35,887 - From sharks? 226 00:13:35,922 --> 00:13:36,791 - Yeah. 227 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,618 Now Carter fishes-- - Hey. 228 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,392 - Falling water-- - How do you know that? 229 00:13:42,427 --> 00:13:44,897 - And Dance, because I've studied them all my life. 230 00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:46,948 - No, how do you know I'm safe from sharks? 231 00:13:46,984 --> 00:13:49,210 - 'Cause I've studied them all my life. 232 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,401 God, I hate these beds. 233 00:13:51,437 --> 00:13:53,558 They hurt my back, and they give me nightmares. 234 00:13:54,914 --> 00:13:56,550 - [Miranda] Well, honey, just ride with the tide 235 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,289 and go with the flow. 236 00:13:58,324 --> 00:13:59,159 - [Tom] What? 237 00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:08,134 Miranda, do you want to go over to my folks with me? 238 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,856 (Tom grunts) 239 00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:19,856 - Thomas, why do you want to guide? 240 00:14:22,013 --> 00:14:24,170 - It's the only thing I can do half right. 241 00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:28,936 It's as simple as that. 242 00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:33,284 - [Goldsboro] Hello, champion. 243 00:14:33,318 --> 00:14:34,745 I'm glad to see you. - Thank you, sir. 244 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,206 - [Goldsboro] Yes, sir. 245 00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:37,284 - How do you fell, Daddy? 246 00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:38,745 - He feels perfectly well. 247 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:43,546 - If no one gets your asshole granddad out 248 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:48,068 of here, I will shit my pants and die on purpose. 249 00:14:49,146 --> 00:14:51,790 - Don't you get sarcastic with me. 250 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,434 Damned if I got that many years to live anyway. 251 00:14:54,468 --> 00:14:55,930 - Drop it. 252 00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:58,156 - You got a job yet, bright boy? 253 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,373 - I'm starting. 254 00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:00,730 - Doing what? 255 00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:02,226 - Guiding. 256 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:05,148 - Oh, guide (laughs), oh that's great. 257 00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:06,052 That is terrific. 258 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,601 I'll see you every night at the Red Doors 259 00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:12,418 with the rest of those drunken charter boat captains. 260 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,984 - When did you join the lecture tour? 261 00:15:14,018 --> 00:15:15,131 - Lecture tour? 262 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,018 He joined the lecture tour 263 00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:22,436 at precisely the point local people weren't buying his brand 264 00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:23,897 of malarkey anymore. 265 00:15:23,932 --> 00:15:24,941 - [Mrs Skelton] Soup's on! 266 00:15:24,976 --> 00:15:27,689 - Mm, what are we gonna have? 267 00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:29,497 - Snapper and a salad. 268 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:30,924 - Yuck! 269 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,768 I can't eat that, 270 00:15:32,802 --> 00:15:34,160 can't eat that nigger food! 271 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,490 - Then it's time for you to go, Goldsboro. 272 00:15:36,524 --> 00:15:39,620 And you very much have to work on your manners. 273 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,047 - Life is glorious. 274 00:15:41,082 --> 00:15:42,717 Can't you understand one thing? 275 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:43,691 Get out of bed! 276 00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:58,127 - Your grandfather's Huey Long complex 277 00:15:58,162 --> 00:16:00,318 has finally put him beyond communication. 278 00:16:02,509 --> 00:16:06,267 I'm not sure the old bastard ever did have good sense. 279 00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,075 - Can't we enjoy it? - No! 280 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:09,502 - Well, I can. - We cannot. 281 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,059 You can, that's because he's out of sequence for you. 282 00:16:14,093 --> 00:16:19,381 I can't enjoy his antics any more than you can enjoy mine. 283 00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,294 And that's how she goes, human history. 284 00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:26,233 It takes 11 kinds of meat to make one can of Spam, 285 00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:31,417 plus one can of protein byproducts to feed the cat. 286 00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:32,913 - Spam (laughs)? 287 00:16:37,783 --> 00:16:39,522 - [Nichol] Roy died. 288 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,053 - [Tom] He what? 289 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,514 - [Nichol] He died. 290 00:16:42,548 --> 00:16:45,227 - [Tom] I can hardly believe that you killed him. 291 00:16:45,262 --> 00:16:46,688 - (chuckles) I didn't. 292 00:16:47,871 --> 00:16:49,332 I just punched that little hole in him, 293 00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:51,106 and he leaked out and quit on me. 294 00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:53,958 I feel like I've been framed. 295 00:16:58,515 --> 00:17:01,402 (grunts) Yeah, my next piece of ass will be 296 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,211 in about 20 years, I imagine. 297 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:09,125 I'm the kind of guy who'd fuck a brush pile 298 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,073 if I thought there was a snake in it. 299 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,508 - [Tom] I, you killed a man up North once before, I'd heard. 300 00:17:17,543 --> 00:17:18,412 - Yeah, I did, 301 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,840 some dizzy exercise boy about 40 years old, 302 00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:25,579 some kind of damned fiend. 303 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:31,283 Used to come in my bar dressed up in one thing or another, 304 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,683 you know, just trying to give me the willies. 305 00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:37,753 Well, one day he came in dressed up like a moth. 306 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,501 He was carrying this cake knife, 307 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,728 had wedding cake on it and blood all over it. 308 00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:46,798 Well, he sat down, and he put this cake knife 309 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,450 on the bar in front of him and ordered a creme de menthe 310 00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:57,234 on shaved ice (laughs), and then he started screaming at me. 311 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,651 Well, of course, I didn't pay any attention to him, 312 00:18:01,687 --> 00:18:03,496 and then he started waving this knife around. 313 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,574 He was gonna cut me. 314 00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,400 All I can tell you is I just blew 315 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,174 that screaming Mimi's ass off. 316 00:18:11,705 --> 00:18:14,871 My old Colt just took him halfway across the room. 317 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:20,332 He lay there, and made a wet spot so big 318 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,697 you couldn't jump over it in track shoes. 319 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,906 He was all wings, and he was dead. 320 00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:32,680 (laughs) Go on and get them Yankees their fish. 321 00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:35,603 - Hey, you're all in good hands with this boy. 322 00:18:35,637 --> 00:18:36,681 He's a fish hawk (laughs). 323 00:18:38,072 --> 00:18:40,021 You ought to find some bonefish in the Snipe Keys 324 00:18:40,055 --> 00:18:41,377 on this incoming water. 325 00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:43,186 - Come on board. 326 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,648 - [Faron] Snipe Keys is where you're gonna get 327 00:18:48,682 --> 00:18:49,343 your bonefish, buddy. 328 00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:51,604 (Faron laughs) - Hate to take you 329 00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:52,717 all the way to Boca Chica, 330 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,178 but it's the best bet for the fish, 331 00:18:54,213 --> 00:18:55,674 only it's right in the way of the Navy landing pattern. 332 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,970 - Oh, we don't mind, 333 00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,048 if the fish don't mind. 334 00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:00,300 (all laugh) 335 00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:02,875 - Hey, Cart, the fish mind about those jets? 336 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,301 - I don't know about that. 337 00:19:04,336 --> 00:19:06,875 All I know is about the Snipe Keys and your bonefish 338 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,197 on that incoming water. 339 00:19:09,692 --> 00:19:11,397 - Thanks, Cart. 340 00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:12,232 (Faron laughs) 341 00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:15,120 (engine rumbles) 342 00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:25,312 - [Faran] Snipe Keys. 343 00:19:25,346 --> 00:19:29,312 - Boca Chica, in the long run. (Faron laughs) 344 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,330 Well, Mr Rudleigh, there's a school of fish, 345 00:19:35,365 --> 00:19:36,234 about 11 o'clock. 346 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,975 Well, they're gone. 347 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,096 We'll find some others. 348 00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:47,192 - You've got to bear down. 349 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,757 - I'm bearing down. 350 00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:50,288 - Well, bear down harder, honey. 351 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,653 - I said I'm bearing down. 352 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,524 (bird squawks) 353 00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:03,785 - Good, now it's my turn. 354 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:06,951 Pardon me. 355 00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:12,134 Come here, little-- 356 00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:13,525 - Mrs Rudleigh, there's a school of fish. 357 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,847 They're just about under the boat. 358 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,134 - [Mrs Rudleigh] I know, but don't make me nervous. 359 00:20:16,169 --> 00:20:17,038 I'll be right there. 360 00:20:17,074 --> 00:20:18,047 Tell them to wait. 361 00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:19,786 Ready to go now, you ready? 362 00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:20,691 Are you ready? 363 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,613 (Mrs Rudleigh grunts) 364 00:20:23,648 --> 00:20:24,483 Oh God. - God! 365 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:26,640 - Something's gone askew. 366 00:20:26,674 --> 00:20:28,100 Oh wait, wait. 367 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:28,970 Will you not? 368 00:20:30,326 --> 00:20:31,857 I'm-- - Sit down! 369 00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:33,353 - Oh pull yourself together. 370 00:20:34,849 --> 00:20:39,267 - I can fish rings around you, queen bee, always could. 371 00:20:43,336 --> 00:20:45,737 Besides this is my outfit, get it? 372 00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:49,459 You son of a bitch! 373 00:20:49,493 --> 00:20:52,659 What's this thing doing to me now? 374 00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:55,616 - Hey! 375 00:20:58,016 --> 00:20:59,060 (Mr Rudleigh grunts) 376 00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:01,982 Oh way off. 377 00:21:02,016 --> 00:21:03,930 - Leave it, the fish is going for it. 378 00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:06,226 Strike him! 379 00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:08,974 (reel whirs) (Mr Rudleigh grunts) 380 00:21:09,009 --> 00:21:13,183 - (laughs) Captain, this is a nigger with a hot foot. 381 00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:18,853 Oh God, this cookie's stronger than I am. 382 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:25,740 Captain, consider it absolutely necessary 383 00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:28,558 that I kill this fish. 384 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:35,655 It doubles both the Honduran and the Yucatan averages. 385 00:21:35,689 --> 00:21:37,115 - All right, you stay here. 386 00:21:41,672 --> 00:21:43,030 I'll get your fish for you. 387 00:21:56,630 --> 00:22:00,318 - Is this really double the Honduran and Yucatan averages? 388 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:00,909 - Not remotely. 389 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,248 - What in the world did you tell him that for? 390 00:22:04,284 --> 00:22:05,814 - He annoyed me. 391 00:22:05,849 --> 00:22:08,388 (reel whirs) 392 00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:24,355 (slow string music) 393 00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:45,400 (solemn music) 394 00:24:00,642 --> 00:24:03,530 (dramatic music) 395 00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:37,968 (birds twittering) 396 00:24:55,639 --> 00:24:58,317 (engine purrs) 397 00:25:39,017 --> 00:25:42,217 (slow country music) (patrons chattering) 398 00:25:42,252 --> 00:25:44,409 Come on, Captain, join us. 399 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,670 Oh come on. - Hey, Tom! 400 00:25:46,705 --> 00:25:48,026 It was only in fun. 401 00:25:49,244 --> 00:25:51,958 Oh Captain. - Here he is, Nichol. 402 00:25:51,992 --> 00:25:54,914 (customers laugh) 403 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,967 - [Mr Rudleigh] Captain? 404 00:26:03,055 --> 00:26:03,924 Captain. 405 00:26:05,142 --> 00:26:06,985 - Now wait here, I'll talk to him. 406 00:26:13,212 --> 00:26:14,742 Hey, Tom, Tom, wait a minute. 407 00:26:14,777 --> 00:26:16,516 Hey, can I talk to you a minute? 408 00:26:16,551 --> 00:26:17,491 - Sure. 409 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,065 - Listen, it was all just in fun, all of it. 410 00:26:20,099 --> 00:26:21,073 - What was all in fun? 411 00:26:21,108 --> 00:26:22,639 - The whole thing was all in fun. 412 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:24,482 - I don't understand, Cart. 413 00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:25,908 What whole thing was all in fun? 414 00:26:25,943 --> 00:26:27,021 - Well, it was all in fun 415 00:26:27,057 --> 00:26:28,656 when old Nichol followed you out there. 416 00:26:28,692 --> 00:26:30,256 He just wanted to give you a little start there 417 00:26:30,292 --> 00:26:31,614 by stealing your clients. 418 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,501 - He did that. 419 00:26:34,535 --> 00:26:35,823 He gave me a little start, all right. 420 00:26:35,857 --> 00:26:37,249 - Oh, maybe he just thought you might be 421 00:26:37,283 --> 00:26:39,649 too much prospective competition or something. 422 00:26:39,684 --> 00:26:40,623 You know how old Dance is. 423 00:26:40,658 --> 00:26:41,806 He's all crazier than hell. 424 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,058 - You got a match? 425 00:26:43,093 --> 00:26:44,414 - Yeah. 426 00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:46,849 - I see Roy made it through his gaffing all right. 427 00:26:46,885 --> 00:26:48,728 Thanks. - Oh, Roy. 428 00:26:48,762 --> 00:26:50,815 That was a three-stitch scratch. 429 00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:53,146 It was all just horsin' around, the whole thing. 430 00:26:53,181 --> 00:26:54,920 - Pretty well-planned horsing around, if you ask me. 431 00:26:54,955 --> 00:26:56,624 You guys got some good teamwork. 432 00:26:57,808 --> 00:27:00,346 Cart, were you in on the planning? 433 00:27:00,382 --> 00:27:01,738 - Well, I mean, I knew about it. 434 00:27:01,772 --> 00:27:04,556 I mean, all of us in there knew about it. 435 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,365 - Cart, why don't you go back inside to whoever's all 436 00:27:06,399 --> 00:27:07,861 in there and have a drink, huh? 437 00:27:07,895 --> 00:27:09,669 Go have a beer or something. 438 00:27:09,704 --> 00:27:12,904 (slow country music) 439 00:27:43,481 --> 00:27:44,942 - Yeah, I was waiting for two weeks. 440 00:27:44,977 --> 00:27:45,881 We tried everything. 441 00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:47,690 It didn't work (laughs). 442 00:27:47,725 --> 00:27:50,926 (slow country music) 443 00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:10,788 There's a hole in the damn thing. 444 00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:12,527 It was brand new. 445 00:28:12,563 --> 00:28:15,658 The transmission went out in only two months. 446 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:19,102 So I just got, oh wow, I started to say something bad there. 447 00:28:19,137 --> 00:28:20,667 (both laugh) 448 00:28:20,702 --> 00:28:24,633 (slow country music) 449 00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,302 (fire whooshes) 450 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:29,120 (fire crackles) 451 00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:35,069 (explosions boom) 452 00:28:43,382 --> 00:28:44,704 - Will you not? 453 00:28:51,244 --> 00:28:52,879 - I'll tell you what. 454 00:28:52,914 --> 00:28:55,870 You're welcome to my skiff on my blank days. 455 00:28:55,905 --> 00:28:59,384 Myron, check my schedule for the next few days there. 456 00:28:59,419 --> 00:29:02,098 Hey, that'll see you through till you get your skiff built. 457 00:29:02,132 --> 00:29:04,185 - Well, that's very kind of you. 458 00:29:04,219 --> 00:29:07,454 - Naturally, there'll have to be a small usage charge. 459 00:29:07,490 --> 00:29:08,533 - Naturally. 460 00:29:08,568 --> 00:29:10,585 - Let me tote these possible days up, 461 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,394 now see where that leaves you. 462 00:29:14,585 --> 00:29:16,081 - Well, what did you uncover? 463 00:29:17,681 --> 00:29:19,142 - Sort of rank. 464 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,439 - Nichol, how are you fixed? 465 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:27,318 - If turkeys was going for 10 cents a pound, 466 00:29:27,352 --> 00:29:30,030 I couldn't buy a raffle ticket on a jaybird's ass. 467 00:29:31,387 --> 00:29:36,118 If it cost a cent to rent a tuxedo for an elephant, 468 00:29:36,153 --> 00:29:38,866 I couldn't a T-shirt for a flea (laughs). 469 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,667 - A raffle ticket on a jaybird's ass? 470 00:29:43,701 --> 00:29:44,814 - Shut up, Myron. 471 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:46,171 (Nichol laughs) 472 00:29:46,206 --> 00:29:47,597 - Nichol, are you gonna get around doing anything 473 00:29:47,632 --> 00:29:48,293 about that boy? 474 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:57,093 - Well, since I had, uh, bad luck that day shooting myself, 475 00:29:58,903 --> 00:30:01,686 I've kind of lost interest in shooting anything else. 476 00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:08,887 He wasn't a bad kid, you know. 477 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,565 We pushed him pretty hard. 478 00:30:11,599 --> 00:30:12,713 - Pushed him too hard? 479 00:30:12,747 --> 00:30:14,383 We sent him to the school of hard knocks, 480 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:16,087 the same one you and me went to. 481 00:30:18,209 --> 00:30:20,991 - I don't know if he intends to guide, good as he is. 482 00:30:23,983 --> 00:30:28,575 My situation is I can't permit it. 483 00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:34,419 - Green Bay missed the extra point. 484 00:30:34,454 --> 00:30:35,219 It's bad. 485 00:30:35,254 --> 00:30:36,298 They're threatening again. 486 00:30:36,332 --> 00:30:38,454 Watch now, this close to the end zone, 487 00:30:38,489 --> 00:30:40,959 the linebackers will be keying off the running backs. 488 00:30:40,993 --> 00:30:43,533 - [Announcer] This time, around the end, and he's over! 489 00:30:43,568 --> 00:30:44,889 And there's another flag, down in the-- 490 00:30:44,925 --> 00:30:46,385 (switch clicks) 491 00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:47,290 - Do me a favor? 492 00:30:47,325 --> 00:30:48,855 - Name it. 493 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,386 - Get off the violence. 494 00:30:51,465 --> 00:30:52,855 You're a dilettante at it. 495 00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:55,256 Violence is an art, like any other. 496 00:30:57,134 --> 00:30:58,630 - The violent dilettante? 497 00:30:58,664 --> 00:31:01,135 - It's curious, watching you throw yourself 498 00:31:01,170 --> 00:31:02,039 into their life. 499 00:31:03,187 --> 00:31:04,857 My approach is to withdraw 500 00:31:04,892 --> 00:31:09,310 into my bug-free bedroom here, the search 501 00:31:09,344 --> 00:31:13,170 for a religiously plausible future, he said. 502 00:31:14,945 --> 00:31:19,954 - Children, well, who do you think I just had a drink with? 503 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,085 Your old chum, Nichol Dance. 504 00:31:24,581 --> 00:31:28,129 Well, I took a look at that boy's insurance situation, 505 00:31:28,163 --> 00:31:33,346 and I discovered that he is not going to lose one dime. 506 00:31:33,381 --> 00:31:38,008 So I told him that if he tried to pull you into court, 507 00:31:38,043 --> 00:31:41,417 I'd run him out of Monroe County on a rail, 508 00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:43,678 and I added that I wouldn't do so bad 509 00:31:43,712 --> 00:31:45,521 in Dade County, either. 510 00:31:45,557 --> 00:31:48,930 "Mr Dance," I said, "Mr Dance, your various woes, 511 00:31:48,966 --> 00:31:52,235 "why don't you just farm 'em out to the insurance company?" 512 00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:55,436 Course, I had myself backed up 513 00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:57,975 with a transcript of his criminal record. 514 00:32:00,445 --> 00:32:02,811 I suppose you know he is vicious. 515 00:32:07,889 --> 00:32:11,506 He had that old dockmaster so spooked, you know, 516 00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:15,194 that he wouldn't dare press charges. 517 00:32:15,228 --> 00:32:16,864 What were you doing in his boat? 518 00:32:19,194 --> 00:32:20,412 - Guiding. 519 00:32:20,446 --> 00:32:22,917 - Oh, why don't you get a boat of your own? 520 00:32:23,925 --> 00:32:25,387 - I haven't got enough money yet. 521 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,412 I'm going to try to get that job back I had this summer, 522 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:29,595 roofing and tiling. 523 00:32:30,778 --> 00:32:32,344 - Yeah? 524 00:32:32,378 --> 00:32:35,022 How much would your own boat cost you? 525 00:32:35,056 --> 00:32:37,179 - 4,000 to build and power right. 526 00:32:37,213 --> 00:32:38,083 - You, uh, 527 00:32:43,022 --> 00:32:44,518 you want me to stake you? 528 00:32:45,806 --> 00:32:46,675 - Sure. 529 00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:51,580 - Yeah, how would you pay be back? 530 00:32:51,615 --> 00:32:53,980 And don't laugh so fast. 531 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:56,554 - I'd pay you back out of my guiding, 532 00:32:56,589 --> 00:32:58,467 and I was laughing as slow as molasses. 533 00:32:59,929 --> 00:33:02,399 - Of course, I doubt that you'd be able to make enough 534 00:33:02,433 --> 00:33:05,877 to pay me back, except that this Dance keeps telling me 535 00:33:05,912 --> 00:33:09,077 how good you are, and you take it from me. 536 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,825 You laugh pretty goddamned quick. 537 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:14,399 - It gives him something to do. 538 00:33:16,348 --> 00:33:18,782 (dog barks) 539 00:33:27,514 --> 00:33:29,810 - I told you that old man was a grown beast. 540 00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:33,462 - He's worse than that. 541 00:33:34,332 --> 00:33:35,515 - I told you he was. 542 00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:39,481 - He didn't leave me a pot to piss in. 543 00:33:39,515 --> 00:33:40,385 - I told you. 544 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:52,699 - Why am I doing this? 545 00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:56,004 I'm just making work for myself. 546 00:33:57,395 --> 00:34:01,048 I don't need to salt and brine no damn pile of fish. 547 00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:03,970 I don't need to smoke no damn pile of fish! 548 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,118 I ain't feeling all that bright! 549 00:34:14,301 --> 00:34:16,840 I even feel a little dumb! 550 00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,440 (dog barks) 551 00:34:18,476 --> 00:34:19,624 I need some credence, 552 00:34:20,806 --> 00:34:22,615 because damned if I ain't gettin' pushed 553 00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:24,632 and bent all out of shape around here! 554 00:34:26,476 --> 00:34:28,912 My skiff's all burnt to shit, and that old man, 555 00:34:28,946 --> 00:34:32,494 that old crud, he wants me to wait on the insurance. 556 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:33,677 Well, fuck him. 557 00:34:38,686 --> 00:34:43,904 (scoffs) God knows we pressed that boy a little hard. 558 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:52,531 Sometimes you do a thing wrong, and it's done. 559 00:34:55,488 --> 00:34:57,123 There you are. 560 00:34:57,157 --> 00:34:58,340 That's it, it's done. 561 00:35:02,132 --> 00:35:03,767 - Nichol, do you really think you're gonna have 562 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:04,810 to waste that boy? 563 00:35:06,515 --> 00:35:07,384 - I don't know. 564 00:35:10,411 --> 00:35:11,698 (gun clicks) 565 00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:12,846 But I know one thing. 566 00:35:15,524 --> 00:35:18,064 I'm going to end up with some credence, 567 00:35:18,098 --> 00:35:19,769 or I'm gonna know the reason why. 568 00:35:19,803 --> 00:35:21,646 - [Faron] Don't wave that gun at me, Nichol. 569 00:35:21,682 --> 00:35:24,012 - I'm gonna get some collateral. 570 00:35:24,047 --> 00:35:26,238 You know what I'm trying to tell you. 571 00:35:26,273 --> 00:35:27,560 - [Faron] Yeah. 572 00:35:30,621 --> 00:35:32,952 - You tell me, Cart. 573 00:35:32,987 --> 00:35:35,004 What is happening to this Florida sportsman? 574 00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:40,153 I mean, you know, where is my recreation at? 575 00:35:44,814 --> 00:35:46,658 - Hey, don't you think it's really interesting 576 00:35:46,692 --> 00:35:48,049 that we've been lovers all this time, 577 00:35:48,084 --> 00:35:49,997 and we still live in separate houses? 578 00:35:51,423 --> 00:35:53,893 - As a matter of fact, yes. 579 00:35:53,928 --> 00:35:56,294 Miranda, you have got to go. 580 00:35:56,328 --> 00:35:59,006 - I just walked 10 blocks! 581 00:35:59,042 --> 00:36:01,302 - I can't take the chance. 582 00:36:01,338 --> 00:36:02,798 - You can't take the chance? 583 00:36:02,834 --> 00:36:03,912 I'll have my tubes tied. 584 00:36:03,946 --> 00:36:05,338 - That is not what I'm talking about. 585 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:06,555 That's Dance's car. 586 00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:10,660 - Don't you want me to wait for you? 587 00:36:10,694 --> 00:36:11,808 - Yes, at your house. 588 00:36:12,887 --> 00:36:15,217 Miranda. - Don't, all right. 589 00:36:16,609 --> 00:36:19,287 (solemn music) 590 00:36:25,236 --> 00:36:27,566 - Get out of here. 591 00:36:27,601 --> 00:36:30,314 (solemn music) 592 00:37:05,831 --> 00:37:07,570 - [Nichol] Sit down. 593 00:37:23,084 --> 00:37:24,128 - How are you doing? 594 00:37:28,093 --> 00:37:28,963 - Not too bad. 595 00:37:30,703 --> 00:37:31,955 I lost my boat. - Mm-hmm. 596 00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:34,459 - But apart from that, not too bad. 597 00:37:34,494 --> 00:37:36,163 - Mm-hmm, what's the gun for? 598 00:37:41,381 --> 00:37:44,304 - I thought it might help you see what I mean 599 00:37:44,339 --> 00:37:47,296 when I tell you that you won't be guiding. 600 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,591 - Oh, kind of a visual aid. 601 00:37:51,226 --> 00:37:52,618 - You know, I don't seem to have all 602 00:37:52,652 --> 00:37:53,904 that much credence with you. 603 00:37:59,018 --> 00:38:00,375 Now I like you well enough. 604 00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:01,419 - [Tom] I like you, too. 605 00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:02,323 - Wait a minute. 606 00:38:06,463 --> 00:38:08,932 I like you well enough to tell you 607 00:38:08,967 --> 00:38:09,941 that you ought to pay attention 608 00:38:09,976 --> 00:38:11,437 to the advice I just gave you, 609 00:38:12,967 --> 00:38:15,751 because I more or less just don't give a shit anymore. 610 00:38:15,785 --> 00:38:16,863 - [Tom] I understand. 611 00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:20,864 - I notched this gun once. 612 00:38:22,221 --> 00:38:23,299 - I'd heard. 613 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:24,168 Remember, you told me? 614 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,769 - Not that that exercise boy didn't deserve his ventilation. 615 00:38:29,804 --> 00:38:31,439 - Well, I've never dressed up like a moth. 616 00:38:31,473 --> 00:38:33,003 - I never said you did. 617 00:38:33,039 --> 00:38:34,952 So you better listen to what I'm telling you. 618 00:38:34,986 --> 00:38:37,143 Don't make me feel so dumb 619 00:38:37,178 --> 00:38:41,353 or like I don't have all that much credence with you, 620 00:38:44,483 --> 00:38:46,257 and we may even get to be friends. 621 00:38:48,831 --> 00:38:49,701 - [Tom] Okay. 622 00:38:58,049 --> 00:38:59,824 - Well, I guess I'll be leaving now. 623 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:02,085 - So long. 624 00:39:23,722 --> 00:39:24,905 (upbeat music) 625 00:39:24,939 --> 00:39:26,853 - Tom, could turn that radio down, please, 626 00:39:26,887 --> 00:39:28,487 just a little bit? 627 00:39:31,409 --> 00:39:32,766 All right, okay. 628 00:39:34,366 --> 00:39:37,254 Oh what time is it? - Eight. 629 00:39:37,288 --> 00:39:40,245 - Oh God, I've got one shoe, okay. 630 00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:44,593 - Want an English muffin and some marmalade? 631 00:39:44,628 --> 00:39:45,881 - I can't have English muffins. 632 00:39:45,915 --> 00:39:49,012 I got seventh-grade geography in half an hour. 633 00:39:49,046 --> 00:39:51,133 (Miranda mumbles) 634 00:39:51,168 --> 00:39:53,847 - You know, my gold inlay is really hurting me. 635 00:39:53,881 --> 00:39:56,595 The only piece of jewelry I ever bought myself, 636 00:39:56,629 --> 00:39:57,743 I'll be damned if I'm gonna swallow 637 00:39:57,777 --> 00:39:59,760 that son of a bitch, look. 638 00:39:59,795 --> 00:40:00,978 There, see that, 639 00:40:01,012 --> 00:40:02,752 kind of stays inside. 640 00:40:02,787 --> 00:40:05,465 - They're gonna steal that when you're dead anyway. 641 00:40:12,596 --> 00:40:14,405 There, how do I look? 642 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,223 - Terrific, I never saw anything like that 643 00:40:17,257 --> 00:40:18,719 when I was in seventh grade. 644 00:40:20,736 --> 00:40:22,684 - Ooh, I haven't got my books. 645 00:40:24,736 --> 00:40:25,850 I'll wing it in geography. 646 00:40:25,884 --> 00:40:27,380 That's what I'll do. 647 00:40:27,414 --> 00:40:31,033 - Tell them Miami Oolite doesn't run southwest of Big Pine. 648 00:40:31,068 --> 00:40:34,442 - Well, we're still on the East Coast alluvial shelf. 649 00:40:34,477 --> 00:40:37,468 Besides, you're thinking of Key Largo limestone. 650 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,242 - No, actually I was thinking about how nice it would-- 651 00:40:39,276 --> 00:40:40,251 - And so was I. 652 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:45,121 (lips smack) 653 00:40:45,155 --> 00:40:47,835 (upbeat music) 654 00:40:55,314 --> 00:40:57,087 - Hey, Tom. 655 00:40:57,123 --> 00:40:58,583 - Hi, Mr. Powell. 656 00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:01,575 - What are you doing around here? 657 00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:02,723 - Looking for a boat. 658 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,132 - The last time I built a boat for anybody 659 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:09,819 in your family was for your grandfather. 660 00:41:09,854 --> 00:41:11,384 It was a launch, and it damn near sank 661 00:41:11,419 --> 00:41:13,437 because of the engines he made me put in. 662 00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,733 - Yeah, I saw some photographs of that one. 663 00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:17,437 That's a pretty outrageous boat. 664 00:41:17,472 --> 00:41:21,229 - Totally worthless, probably pulling in crawfish traps 665 00:41:21,264 --> 00:41:23,907 at Washer Woman Shoals now. 666 00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:26,064 - (chuckles) Is this a boat? 667 00:41:27,004 --> 00:41:27,873 - It's a plank. 668 00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:33,369 Is what I hear true, about old Nichol's skiff? 669 00:41:34,273 --> 00:41:35,178 - Not hardly. 670 00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:39,595 Jim, are you willing to build me a guide skiff? 671 00:41:40,987 --> 00:41:43,005 - You know, material and labor cost a hell 672 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,874 of a lot of money. 673 00:41:43,909 --> 00:41:45,370 Can you pay for it? 674 00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:45,961 - Yes, sir. 675 00:41:47,249 --> 00:41:48,988 - Well, I know old Dance is gonna be here looking 676 00:41:49,023 --> 00:41:52,050 for one, too, just as soon as he hears about that insurance. 677 00:41:52,084 --> 00:41:55,145 - Well, you can consider this a firm order. 678 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,267 - Firm order, huh? 679 00:41:57,302 --> 00:42:00,189 Well, firm orders get put down on paper. 680 00:42:00,224 --> 00:42:02,763 Put it down, see what it looks like. 681 00:42:02,798 --> 00:42:03,459 There you are. 682 00:42:03,493 --> 00:42:04,537 - Thank you. 683 00:42:04,573 --> 00:42:06,277 - I guess you want live wells, right? 684 00:42:06,311 --> 00:42:08,086 - Oh yeah, for sure. 685 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,616 And I want it like this, aft, 686 00:42:10,868 --> 00:42:13,164 three interconnecting hatches, huh. 687 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:16,747 See, three hatches with interconnecting waterways routed 688 00:42:16,782 --> 00:42:18,486 to a taper so they drain to the sump right here. 689 00:42:18,522 --> 00:42:19,634 - All right, three hatches. 690 00:42:19,669 --> 00:42:20,991 All right, let's have the rest of it. 691 00:42:21,026 --> 00:42:24,679 - Okay, all the fittings flush-mounted to drive-fit. 692 00:42:24,713 --> 00:42:25,895 - Flush-mounted, right. 693 00:42:25,931 --> 00:42:29,409 - Uh-huh, and probably a half-inch overhang 694 00:42:29,444 --> 00:42:31,287 on this aft bulkhead here. 695 00:42:31,323 --> 00:42:32,331 - Half-inch overhang, 696 00:42:32,367 --> 00:42:34,001 hey, you laid this out pretty good. 697 00:42:34,036 --> 00:42:36,053 - Well, I thought about it on the drive over. 698 00:42:36,088 --> 00:42:37,515 I'll have my fuel mounted forward, 699 00:42:37,549 --> 00:42:39,253 so I won't have to vent the forward bulkhead 700 00:42:39,288 --> 00:42:43,254 and put a overflow right here, starboard, 701 00:42:43,289 --> 00:42:44,576 about two inches under the gunwale. 702 00:42:44,611 --> 00:42:46,142 - [James] Oh sure, Tom. 703 00:42:46,176 --> 00:42:49,689 - [Tom] And can you make my console real compact, you know, 704 00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:53,968 nice and small and offset over here to the right? 705 00:42:55,394 --> 00:42:56,716 - [James] Okay. 706 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,743 - Hi ya, how are ya? 707 00:43:05,377 --> 00:43:06,665 - Hello, Thomas. 708 00:43:06,699 --> 00:43:08,613 I suppose you're here for money. 709 00:43:08,648 --> 00:43:09,552 - Do you? 710 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,430 - Aren't you? - Hmm? 711 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:12,961 - Here for money? 712 00:43:12,996 --> 00:43:14,248 - Are you talking to me? 713 00:43:15,744 --> 00:43:16,544 - Yes, I am. 714 00:43:17,275 --> 00:43:18,353 - Oh, here for money? 715 00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:20,093 No, no, no, I'm not here for money. 716 00:43:20,127 --> 00:43:24,788 I'm actually here to see my grandfather, Mrs, uh-- 717 00:43:24,823 --> 00:43:26,980 - Knowles, Mrs Knowles. 718 00:43:27,015 --> 00:43:30,946 - Knowles, and, ah, anything transpiring between me 719 00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:32,511 and my grandfather is just liable 720 00:43:32,546 --> 00:43:33,520 to be none of your business. 721 00:43:33,554 --> 00:43:35,955 - Oh now, now. 722 00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:37,798 - Is he alone? - Yes, he is. 723 00:43:37,834 --> 00:43:39,573 - Well, I'll just get on in then. 724 00:43:45,521 --> 00:43:47,539 - Oh, hello, Thomas. 725 00:43:47,573 --> 00:43:50,391 I've just gotta, sit down, I've just gotta put my John Henry 726 00:43:50,425 --> 00:43:52,304 on about three more of these. 727 00:43:54,148 --> 00:43:58,531 Now, two, God, this crook. 728 00:44:00,965 --> 00:44:02,287 Ooh, yes, yes. 729 00:44:04,270 --> 00:44:06,706 There you go, and ooh, yeah. 730 00:44:11,123 --> 00:44:11,993 There. 731 00:44:13,628 --> 00:44:14,497 What's up? 732 00:44:15,437 --> 00:44:16,933 - Well, the boat is underway. 733 00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:19,228 - I, I don't follow. 734 00:44:19,263 --> 00:44:21,003 What is? 735 00:44:21,037 --> 00:44:23,299 - James Powell has started my guide skiff. 736 00:44:24,377 --> 00:44:27,716 - I, uh, right, right, right. 737 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,490 - Well, you said that you would lend me the money 738 00:44:29,525 --> 00:44:30,360 for the boat. 739 00:44:31,507 --> 00:44:33,977 - Me (laughs), when? 740 00:44:34,013 --> 00:44:35,647 When did I say that? 741 00:44:35,682 --> 00:44:37,248 - If you don't want to lend me the money 742 00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:39,960 for the boat, all you have to do is say so. 743 00:44:39,996 --> 00:44:40,900 You're the one that offered. 744 00:44:40,935 --> 00:44:42,535 - Now you listen. 745 00:44:42,570 --> 00:44:45,666 I kept you from going to jail! 746 00:44:45,701 --> 00:44:47,996 What more do you want from an old man? 747 00:44:51,753 --> 00:44:54,536 - James, I'm sorry, but it appears the whole thing's off. 748 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:56,241 I haven't got the money. 749 00:44:56,275 --> 00:44:58,884 (saw buzzes) 750 00:44:58,919 --> 00:45:00,171 - What the hell you talking about? 751 00:45:00,206 --> 00:45:01,180 The boat's all paid for. 752 00:45:01,214 --> 00:45:02,468 Leave it alone. 753 00:45:03,928 --> 00:45:06,050 - What do you mean the boat's all paid for? 754 00:45:06,085 --> 00:45:07,581 - Your grandfather came in this morning 755 00:45:07,616 --> 00:45:09,112 and paid for the whole thing, 756 00:45:09,146 --> 00:45:12,521 labor, material, everything in advance. 757 00:45:18,156 --> 00:45:20,451 You got your boat, didn't you? 758 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:23,860 (upbeat country music) 759 00:45:39,792 --> 00:45:42,298 - Listen to that wind, Miranda. 760 00:45:42,332 --> 00:45:43,376 - That's not the wind, Tom. 761 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:45,915 It's the souls in purgatory. 762 00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:47,793 - In the long run, Miranda, I need to know 763 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,228 that it is not the souls in purgatory. 764 00:45:50,263 --> 00:45:51,967 Come on, let's bait up. 765 00:45:52,003 --> 00:45:54,785 (country music) 766 00:46:00,177 --> 00:46:01,429 There you go. 767 00:46:01,465 --> 00:46:03,030 - Oh, Thomas, you know, this is the first time 768 00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:04,838 we've anywhere in ages we haven't brought something 769 00:46:04,873 --> 00:46:05,986 with us to eat? 770 00:46:06,022 --> 00:46:07,726 - We are going to get something to eat. 771 00:46:07,761 --> 00:46:09,013 That is the purpose. 772 00:46:09,047 --> 00:46:10,613 - Get it in there. - Here you go now. 773 00:46:10,647 --> 00:46:11,691 Concentrate. - Okay, I got it. 774 00:46:11,726 --> 00:46:14,509 (country music) 775 00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:22,579 You know, your father fascinates me. 776 00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:24,562 - Are you about to criticize him? 777 00:46:24,596 --> 00:46:26,579 - No, no, no, it's just that, um, 778 00:46:28,110 --> 00:46:31,833 does he have any accomplishments or anything like that? 779 00:46:31,867 --> 00:46:33,746 - He had a blimp factory once. 780 00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:35,693 My grandfather called them gas bags. 781 00:46:36,807 --> 00:46:38,755 - Oh, I got one! 782 00:46:38,790 --> 00:46:39,589 Hey, I got one! 783 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:40,494 - All right. 784 00:46:40,529 --> 00:46:41,816 (Miranda squeals) 785 00:46:41,850 --> 00:46:43,763 About six of them blew away in a line squall, 786 00:46:43,799 --> 00:46:45,468 and my grandfather had a bunch of whores 787 00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:48,252 from my daddy's whorehouse come down and sing. 788 00:46:48,286 --> 00:46:50,060 ♪ Bye bye, gas bags, bye bye 789 00:46:50,095 --> 00:46:50,930 Bring him over here, 790 00:46:50,964 --> 00:46:51,939 come on. - I got it. 791 00:46:51,973 --> 00:46:53,017 You got it? - Yeah. 792 00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:55,800 - What a beauty. 793 00:46:56,983 --> 00:46:58,443 - This will make a nice little filet. 794 00:46:58,479 --> 00:46:59,870 (Miranda moans) 795 00:46:59,905 --> 00:47:02,270 Here, give me a little slack. 796 00:47:02,305 --> 00:47:03,418 - You can have the whole thing. 797 00:47:03,453 --> 00:47:04,740 (Tom laughs) 798 00:47:04,775 --> 00:47:06,445 - In the long run, I don't need the whole thing. 799 00:47:06,479 --> 00:47:07,731 I just need a little slack. 800 00:47:07,766 --> 00:47:09,123 - You know, your father called me up 801 00:47:09,158 --> 00:47:11,002 at 4 o'clock, this morning. 802 00:47:11,036 --> 00:47:12,497 - He did? 803 00:47:12,532 --> 00:47:14,445 - Uh-huh. - What did he want? 804 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,349 - Well, he, um, 805 00:47:16,985 --> 00:47:18,029 he wanted a date. 806 00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:20,394 - Oh God. 807 00:47:22,864 --> 00:47:24,741 Let's just ignore that that happened 808 00:47:24,777 --> 00:47:28,603 and that you told me that that happened. 809 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,586 Oh my God, he did that? 810 00:47:30,620 --> 00:47:31,873 - He did that. 811 00:47:32,812 --> 00:47:33,647 - [Tom] He did? 812 00:47:33,682 --> 00:47:34,552 - He did. 813 00:47:38,135 --> 00:47:39,526 - [Tom] Listen to the wind. 814 00:47:41,683 --> 00:47:46,205 - Thomas, Thomas, that's not the wind. 815 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,535 That's your father calling me up for a date. 816 00:47:48,571 --> 00:47:52,049 (playful country music) 817 00:47:54,344 --> 00:47:55,980 - Damn, I wish this north wind would lay down, 818 00:47:56,014 --> 00:47:58,240 so we can warm up and fish a little. 819 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,450 Nichol, you ain't going soft, are you? 820 00:48:11,529 --> 00:48:12,399 - Maybe so. 821 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:18,312 - You mean, uh, now that you're out of it, 822 00:48:18,346 --> 00:48:19,947 what do you think you're gonna do? 823 00:48:21,547 --> 00:48:26,522 - Caddy, I'm gonna be Arnold Palmer's caddy. 824 00:48:26,556 --> 00:48:29,966 I'll wear a V-neck sweater, and I'll live by myself. 825 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,704 At night, I'll jack off in a hanky. 826 00:48:33,061 --> 00:48:35,462 It'll be a simple life, but it'll be complete. 827 00:48:36,401 --> 00:48:37,619 If Arnold wins the Masters, 828 00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:40,262 then I'll get a Buick convertible for a tip. 829 00:48:40,923 --> 00:48:42,070 - Come on, Nichol. 830 00:48:42,106 --> 00:48:43,497 - See me and Arnold are just like that. 831 00:48:43,532 --> 00:48:46,106 I'll know every club he wants before he asks for it. 832 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:47,498 - Yeah, that's real funny. 833 00:48:50,385 --> 00:48:51,811 - What the hell do you care, hm? 834 00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:57,063 - Well, I mean, it's just insulting, you know. 835 00:48:57,099 --> 00:48:59,360 I mean, you did forbid him to guide, didn't you? 836 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:00,925 - Yeah, I did. 837 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,917 - Then how come James Powell is building him a guide boat? 838 00:49:06,491 --> 00:49:07,743 - Is that true? 839 00:49:07,777 --> 00:49:10,004 - Uh-huh. 840 00:49:10,039 --> 00:49:12,161 - Well, I didn't know that. 841 00:49:12,196 --> 00:49:13,239 I sure didn't, yeah. 842 00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:16,022 - I mean, now you can't get one built. 843 00:49:16,057 --> 00:49:16,996 He's gonna guide. 844 00:49:20,927 --> 00:49:24,544 - Well, look, I didn't forbid him to build a skiff. 845 00:49:27,223 --> 00:49:28,336 But I sure didn't know that. 846 00:49:29,762 --> 00:49:31,606 - What the hell do you think he's gonna do with it, 847 00:49:31,641 --> 00:49:32,580 pull crab pots? 848 00:49:32,615 --> 00:49:33,450 - I don't know! 849 00:49:33,484 --> 00:49:34,563 I got to let him hang himself. 850 00:49:34,598 --> 00:49:36,580 This is a democracy, and democracy, 851 00:49:36,615 --> 00:49:37,728 you know what democracy does, don't you? 852 00:49:37,764 --> 00:49:39,120 - No, what does democracy-- 853 00:49:39,154 --> 00:49:40,476 - Democracy moves on. 854 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:41,311 It marches on. 855 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:42,981 Democracy marches on. 856 00:49:43,016 --> 00:49:45,069 - Shit, man, I don't know about you. 857 00:49:45,103 --> 00:49:47,051 I mean, really, what are you, 858 00:49:47,086 --> 00:49:49,452 are you afraid of his granddaddy, is that it? 859 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:51,782 I mean, it looks tome like he is going to guide 860 00:49:51,817 --> 00:49:53,069 when he gets his skiff built. 861 00:49:53,104 --> 00:49:54,495 Then what are you gonna do? 862 00:49:55,503 --> 00:49:56,825 - I'm gonna shoot him. 863 00:49:56,861 --> 00:49:57,904 Where's your memory? 864 00:49:59,052 --> 00:50:00,827 - Think The House of Seven Gables, 865 00:50:00,861 --> 00:50:02,635 and you'll have some fun here, Miranda. 866 00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:05,522 - Thomas, your father's got himself really upset 867 00:50:05,557 --> 00:50:06,600 about your guiding. 868 00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:08,549 He's been picking up all sorts of rumors. 869 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:09,905 It's just gotten wild. 870 00:50:09,941 --> 00:50:12,689 - What he is doing, where he is going, 871 00:50:12,723 --> 00:50:14,636 none of us can tell! 872 00:50:14,672 --> 00:50:17,036 - You sound like Philbrick from I Led Three Lives. 873 00:50:17,071 --> 00:50:18,776 - Your father is at large, son. 874 00:50:18,810 --> 00:50:20,062 I don't like that. 875 00:50:21,628 --> 00:50:23,576 - I thought you wanted him out of bed at all costs. 876 00:50:23,611 --> 00:50:26,081 - No, not like this, not like a sneak, 877 00:50:26,115 --> 00:50:28,064 not like a figure of the night. 878 00:50:28,098 --> 00:50:30,360 - A what? - Figure of the night! 879 00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:31,994 - [Tom] Figure of the what? 880 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,438 - The night, ya monosyllabic son of a bitch! 881 00:50:35,473 --> 00:50:37,074 - How long have you people been talking like this? 882 00:50:37,108 --> 00:50:38,674 - Well, we had this from him during the war. 883 00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:41,108 He went to Fort Benning, and he lasted two days. 884 00:50:41,144 --> 00:50:43,369 - Then there was the house of ill-repute, 885 00:50:43,404 --> 00:50:47,926 a whorehouse, in polite language, and he was the owner. 886 00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:49,909 - Yeah, I've known about the whorehouse all my life. 887 00:50:49,944 --> 00:50:50,953 What of it? 888 00:50:50,987 --> 00:50:52,135 - Who's this? - Miranda. 889 00:50:52,170 --> 00:50:55,336 - Mm, getting much? - Mm-hmm. 890 00:50:55,371 --> 00:50:58,084 - Well, his father he had this this broken-down, 891 00:50:58,118 --> 00:51:00,866 old conch house with half a dozen high-flyers 892 00:51:00,902 --> 00:51:03,928 from the mainland, and even they couldn't take him. 893 00:51:03,963 --> 00:51:08,938 Then he had a hootchy-kootchy dancer from Opa-Locka, 894 00:51:08,972 --> 00:51:12,415 and even she thought he was dumb. 895 00:51:12,451 --> 00:51:14,572 - He told me he owned all of western civilization 896 00:51:14,607 --> 00:51:16,730 in the form of a whorehouse. 897 00:51:16,764 --> 00:51:21,251 - Then he drove a taxi, but the only thing he never did-- 898 00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:22,921 - Was guiding. 899 00:51:22,956 --> 00:51:23,791 - Was guide. 900 00:51:25,565 --> 00:51:27,339 - Where did you lay hands on this? 901 00:51:29,113 --> 00:51:31,026 - At a distress sale in Islamorada. 902 00:51:32,696 --> 00:51:33,565 - Well, 903 00:51:39,306 --> 00:51:41,183 it looks like it's had some service. 904 00:51:43,062 --> 00:51:46,749 - Yeah, I'm lucky this gunk-board floats. 905 00:51:46,784 --> 00:51:49,846 It seems completely lacking in recreational value. 906 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,663 (Nichol grunts) 907 00:51:55,272 --> 00:52:00,490 - Okay, now on that codicil, delete the sentence 908 00:52:00,524 --> 00:52:04,734 that ends "unforgiven blimp fiasco." 909 00:52:04,768 --> 00:52:06,334 - Okay. - Right. 910 00:52:06,369 --> 00:52:09,604 Delete from "cigar and mouse" all the way 911 00:52:09,638 --> 00:52:12,630 to "favoring that we," got it? 912 00:52:12,665 --> 00:52:13,674 - [Bella] Okay. 913 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,170 - And in the whole last paragraph, 914 00:52:15,204 --> 00:52:19,066 cut the following words, duck, Marvin, 915 00:52:23,170 --> 00:52:27,414 whereas, celluloid, bingo and dropsy. 916 00:52:28,909 --> 00:52:33,884 And cut the whole song Silver Threads Amongst the Gold. 917 00:52:33,919 --> 00:52:35,555 - Okay. 918 00:52:35,589 --> 00:52:38,546 (Goldsboro sighs) 919 00:52:38,580 --> 00:52:39,833 Hey, come here. 920 00:52:41,746 --> 00:52:44,841 - Oh Bella, Bella, Bella. 921 00:52:46,095 --> 00:52:47,451 - [Bella] Tired, Goldsboro? 922 00:52:47,485 --> 00:52:52,703 - Oh yes, I'm just, okay, for the moment, I'm tired. 923 00:52:55,383 --> 00:52:57,121 (Goldsboro sniffs) 924 00:52:57,156 --> 00:52:59,730 But I'm no tireder than you. 925 00:52:59,765 --> 00:53:01,748 - Wrong, Goldsboro, I'm not tired. 926 00:53:02,826 --> 00:53:04,983 But you, honey, you're real tired. 927 00:53:07,035 --> 00:53:10,827 - (giggles) Can you still sing? 928 00:53:10,862 --> 00:53:11,836 - Can I still sing? 929 00:53:11,870 --> 00:53:13,158 - Can you? 930 00:53:13,192 --> 00:53:17,332 - Can shatter glass with my voice, ie, my vitality. 931 00:53:17,366 --> 00:53:18,236 - Really? 932 00:53:23,489 --> 00:53:24,289 (glass clinks) 933 00:53:24,324 --> 00:53:25,194 Where will I put it? 934 00:53:25,228 --> 00:53:26,098 - Put it right there. 935 00:53:27,559 --> 00:53:28,811 - Okay. 936 00:53:29,994 --> 00:53:30,899 Let's go. 937 00:53:33,056 --> 00:53:33,925 Let's see. 938 00:53:39,943 --> 00:53:42,761 (Bella screams) 939 00:53:42,795 --> 00:53:45,683 (engine rattles) 940 00:53:52,361 --> 00:53:54,971 - Hey, Tom (laughs). 941 00:53:55,005 --> 00:53:56,466 Well, you've been scarce as hen's teeth. 942 00:53:56,501 --> 00:53:57,788 I don't know when I seen you last. 943 00:53:57,823 --> 00:53:59,075 (both laugh) 944 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,058 - Well, last time I saw you, I was in the bottom 945 00:54:01,093 --> 00:54:02,484 of that canal out there watching you 946 00:54:02,519 --> 00:54:05,615 and Roy Rogers chasing me down with a pistol. 947 00:54:05,649 --> 00:54:07,876 - Hey, that's not an admission of guilt, is it? 948 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,415 - Well, not unless you have a microphone in that smile. 949 00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:11,876 (Faron laughs) 950 00:54:11,911 --> 00:54:15,181 Hey, your grandad was at the Lions Club luncheon today, 951 00:54:15,216 --> 00:54:18,590 and let me tell you somethin', he is some character. 952 00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:19,912 We had a chance to visit a while. 953 00:54:21,443 --> 00:54:23,808 He said he was looking forward to you coming down here 954 00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:26,069 to the dock and joining us. 955 00:54:26,104 --> 00:54:27,739 And you want to know something? 956 00:54:27,773 --> 00:54:28,991 So am I. 957 00:54:29,026 --> 00:54:31,809 - Hmm, hey, where's Nichol? 958 00:54:31,843 --> 00:54:33,826 - I'm here, over here! 959 00:54:36,192 --> 00:54:38,000 - Well, here goes nothing. 960 00:54:38,036 --> 00:54:40,714 (Faron laughs) 961 00:54:40,748 --> 00:54:41,618 - Atta-boy. 962 00:54:48,366 --> 00:54:50,002 - All right, pay attention. 963 00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:52,959 The O-ring I'm talking about is right down there, 964 00:54:52,993 --> 00:54:54,767 ahead of the drive shaft. 965 00:54:54,802 --> 00:54:56,924 It stops the salt water from coming up in here 966 00:54:56,959 --> 00:54:58,489 and killing the engine, right? 967 00:54:59,707 --> 00:55:01,168 - I'll be. 968 00:55:01,203 --> 00:55:03,603 - [Faron] You'll be what, Myron? 969 00:55:03,637 --> 00:55:05,516 - Well, I didn't exactly happen 970 00:55:05,551 --> 00:55:09,516 to expect that incendiary to show his face. 971 00:55:09,552 --> 00:55:12,196 - You runnin' a court of inquiry on the subject, Myron? 972 00:55:12,230 --> 00:55:14,073 - Well, now, what's the policy then? 973 00:55:14,109 --> 00:55:16,266 - We don't have no policy. 974 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:18,596 Nichol Dance is the old boy you may just recall 975 00:55:18,630 --> 00:55:19,605 that lost his boat. 976 00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:20,822 - Okay, okay. 977 00:55:20,857 --> 00:55:23,953 - So he has the policy. - Okay, all right, 978 00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:26,040 but what's that fire bug doing over-- 979 00:55:26,075 --> 00:55:28,128 - And nobody's runnin' no inquiry! 980 00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,449 - I get it then. 981 00:55:29,484 --> 00:55:32,406 Ours is a policy of non-intervention. 982 00:55:32,441 --> 00:55:37,658 But Dance's is a, is, is, is what? 983 00:55:38,842 --> 00:55:40,581 - Myron, dry up. 984 00:55:42,946 --> 00:55:44,998 - Jeez. 985 00:55:45,033 --> 00:55:48,407 - Jesus Christ, what is that stink in here, Myron? 986 00:55:48,442 --> 00:55:50,668 - Somebody left a wahoo on the tournament scale 987 00:55:50,704 --> 00:55:54,600 over the weekend, and it kind of got, well, turned. 988 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,217 Carter? - What? 989 00:55:59,121 --> 00:56:01,104 - What all is gonna happen? 990 00:56:01,139 --> 00:56:04,061 - There's a good chance somebody might get killed. 991 00:56:04,096 --> 00:56:06,948 - It was all the rubber blades were deteriorated. 992 00:56:08,513 --> 00:56:10,566 Why don't you go up there and see if it will kick over? 993 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,470 - Sure. 994 00:56:18,184 --> 00:56:19,019 Watch your fingers. 995 00:56:19,053 --> 00:56:20,411 - What? 996 00:56:20,445 --> 00:56:23,402 - [Tom] I said watch your fingers. 997 00:56:35,577 --> 00:56:38,430 - I changed a 19-inch wheel for a 21. 998 00:56:38,464 --> 00:56:40,203 You want to take a little run out to those Keys, 999 00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:44,030 east of the Snipes, see if it cavitates. 1000 00:56:45,421 --> 00:56:46,256 You in a hurry? 1001 00:56:46,291 --> 00:56:47,057 - Not really. 1002 00:56:48,517 --> 00:56:50,917 - Well, just waiting around for your new boat, huh? 1003 00:56:50,953 --> 00:56:52,483 - That's the way it is, yeah. 1004 00:56:54,396 --> 00:56:55,997 - Why don't you go off with me, then? 1005 00:56:56,031 --> 00:56:56,970 - Hell yes. 1006 00:56:59,023 --> 00:57:01,736 (upbeat music) 1007 00:58:20,178 --> 00:58:21,570 - Some hardwood, 1008 00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:25,918 some wildlife, 1009 00:58:27,553 --> 00:58:30,231 things you wouldn't expect to find back here maybe. 1010 00:58:32,597 --> 00:58:33,606 Cigarette? 1011 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,623 - No, sir, I don't smoke cigarettes. 1012 00:58:40,146 --> 00:58:42,859 - I know that wasn't much of a joke we played on you. 1013 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:43,798 - It sure wasn't. 1014 00:58:46,998 --> 00:58:49,050 - But that doesn't excuse what you done. 1015 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,164 - It just about excuses what I did, really. 1016 00:58:57,608 --> 00:58:59,696 - Well, I mean every word I said. 1017 00:58:59,730 --> 00:59:00,669 - So did I. 1018 00:59:05,052 --> 00:59:06,548 - Well, what the hell? 1019 00:59:06,582 --> 00:59:07,974 Let's enjoy today. 1020 00:59:08,009 --> 00:59:08,878 - Suits me. 1021 00:59:19,592 --> 00:59:20,880 - I don't know where he is now. 1022 00:59:20,914 --> 00:59:22,062 I haven't been notified. 1023 00:59:23,419 --> 00:59:25,575 I've had one long training in this kind of thing, 1024 00:59:25,611 --> 00:59:27,524 but I'm still not used to it. 1025 00:59:27,558 --> 00:59:29,194 - Well, these aren't a joke with him. 1026 00:59:29,228 --> 00:59:30,829 - Well, I'm getting bored. 1027 00:59:30,863 --> 00:59:32,185 - I can see that you are. 1028 00:59:34,342 --> 00:59:35,629 - So if you run into your father 1029 00:59:35,664 --> 00:59:36,916 before I do, tell him it's just 1030 00:59:36,951 --> 00:59:39,003 like a high school basketball game around here. 1031 00:59:39,038 --> 00:59:40,325 The clock is running. 1032 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:41,925 - What are you gonna do about it? 1033 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,708 - Well, here's one for you to think about. 1034 00:59:44,742 --> 00:59:47,039 I'm going to do nothing. 1035 00:59:47,074 --> 00:59:49,752 (bird squawks) 1036 00:59:56,674 --> 00:59:57,996 (cans rattling) 1037 00:59:58,032 --> 00:59:58,901 - Hey! 1038 01:00:01,510 --> 01:00:02,379 Who are you? 1039 01:00:04,188 --> 01:00:05,058 - Who are you? 1040 01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:07,145 - Nichol Dance. 1041 01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:09,476 - Oh, I'm Olie Slatt. 1042 01:00:09,511 --> 01:00:12,258 I mine for subituminous low sulfur coal 1043 01:00:12,294 --> 01:00:13,824 in the Bull Mountains. 1044 01:00:13,858 --> 01:00:16,050 Yes, we have to blast through 20 feet of sandstone 1045 01:00:16,085 --> 01:00:16,850 to reach the vein. 1046 01:00:16,885 --> 01:00:18,033 We have two spoils banks 1047 01:00:18,068 --> 01:00:19,773 and eight different strata arrangements. 1048 01:00:19,807 --> 01:00:20,746 And I'm damned proud of that. 1049 01:00:20,781 --> 01:00:22,277 - Why are you telling me this? 1050 01:00:22,311 --> 01:00:26,034 - Because of my unparalleled subterranean work performance, 1051 01:00:26,069 --> 01:00:28,121 my union local has awarded me this trip 1052 01:00:28,156 --> 01:00:29,860 and this certificate, entitling me 1053 01:00:29,895 --> 01:00:33,618 to a one day's fishing with you (laughs). 1054 01:00:33,652 --> 01:00:38,035 And boy, god damn, fishing is what I'm all about. 1055 01:00:38,070 --> 01:00:39,496 - Well, I hope it works out that way. 1056 01:00:39,531 --> 01:00:40,783 - Yeah. 1057 01:00:40,818 --> 01:00:42,557 - I sure wished you let me know a little sooner. 1058 01:00:42,592 --> 01:00:44,923 You see, I'm booked up 16 days straight. 1059 01:00:46,245 --> 01:00:47,810 - 16 days, what's that mean? 1060 01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:50,349 - Well, that means that the soonest you can fish 1061 01:00:50,384 --> 01:00:52,402 with me is 17 days from today. 1062 01:00:52,436 --> 01:00:54,593 - What about my damn certificate? 1063 01:00:54,628 --> 01:00:57,063 - Now just a damn minute, Mr Slatt. 1064 01:00:57,098 --> 01:01:00,889 That certificate you've got there is good for a day's guide. 1065 01:01:00,924 --> 01:01:02,489 Now you go with one of these other old boys 1066 01:01:02,524 --> 01:01:03,950 on the dock here, the old boy, in fact, 1067 01:01:03,986 --> 01:01:05,655 I learned everything I know off of. 1068 01:01:05,690 --> 01:01:08,681 - Yeah, well, where do I find this other one? 1069 01:01:08,717 --> 01:01:10,038 - Right over there in the bait shack. 1070 01:01:10,073 --> 01:01:12,577 - Oh I mean, look at me. 1071 01:01:12,613 --> 01:01:15,325 I mean, do I look like a rich man? 1072 01:01:15,361 --> 01:01:16,995 Do I look like a man who can afford 1073 01:01:17,030 --> 01:01:19,918 to pay Howard Johnson 16 times in a row, 1074 01:01:19,952 --> 01:01:21,831 so's I can fish on the 17th? 1075 01:01:24,961 --> 01:01:26,874 What kind of queer breed of odds and ends do you have 1076 01:01:26,909 --> 01:01:29,100 to get down here for you to think like that? 1077 01:01:30,318 --> 01:01:32,266 - Well, Slatts, you go right over there, 1078 01:01:32,301 --> 01:01:35,119 and you ask for Captain Faron Carter. 1079 01:01:36,753 --> 01:01:38,980 He's a regular fish hawk, Mr Slatt. 1080 01:01:39,015 --> 01:01:41,276 And if it swims, and it's in Monroe County, 1081 01:01:41,310 --> 01:01:43,502 he's going to put it in your boat for you. 1082 01:01:48,337 --> 01:01:49,138 - You Captain Carter? 1083 01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:50,042 - You're talking to him. 1084 01:01:50,077 --> 01:01:51,990 - Well, that there's a slicker. 1085 01:01:52,025 --> 01:01:54,286 And Lord knows I don't need no slicker. 1086 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,443 - I know exactly what you mean. 1087 01:01:56,477 --> 01:01:59,678 Old Dance can get highfalutin' from time to time. 1088 01:01:59,712 --> 01:02:01,487 But the truth is he ain't that good a guide. 1089 01:02:01,521 --> 01:02:02,600 - He ain't? 1090 01:02:02,634 --> 01:02:03,608 - Look at him. 1091 01:02:05,661 --> 01:02:07,991 Now don't I go ahead and set you straight here. 1092 01:02:10,288 --> 01:02:11,157 - Slow down. 1093 01:02:12,583 --> 01:02:15,192 (phone rings) 1094 01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:17,627 - Speak. 1095 01:02:17,662 --> 01:02:19,402 - [Faron] Tom, Faron Carter here. 1096 01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:22,010 How's your skiff coming? 1097 01:02:22,045 --> 01:02:23,506 - Ready to hang the engine. 1098 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:27,750 - Good, listen, I've got me a sportsman here from, uh... 1099 01:02:27,785 --> 01:02:28,863 - The Bull Mountains. 1100 01:02:29,976 --> 01:02:30,637 - What's that? 1101 01:02:30,671 --> 01:02:31,924 - The Bull Mountains. 1102 01:02:31,959 --> 01:02:34,359 - Bull Mountains, yeah, and what's your name? 1103 01:02:34,394 --> 01:02:35,542 - Olie, Olie Slatt. 1104 01:02:35,576 --> 01:02:37,177 - Olie Slatt. 1105 01:02:37,211 --> 01:02:38,673 Can you fish him Wednesday? 1106 01:02:38,707 --> 01:02:40,099 - Sign him up, Cart. 1107 01:02:40,133 --> 01:02:43,160 - Okay, I think if you can get him a citation fish, 1108 01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:44,169 he'll mount it. 1109 01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:48,622 I'll talk to the taxidermist on it for you. 1110 01:02:48,656 --> 01:02:50,952 - Tell him 8:30, and I'll bring the lunch. 1111 01:02:50,987 --> 01:02:53,074 - Okay, yeah, I'll talk to you later. 1112 01:02:55,648 --> 01:02:57,492 Mr Slatt, you're in luck. 1113 01:02:57,527 --> 01:03:00,484 You got a boy here that's a regular fish hawk. 1114 01:03:00,518 --> 01:03:01,944 I mean, he can go the distance. 1115 01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:02,953 - Oh, that's good, that's good. 1116 01:03:02,988 --> 01:03:04,380 Thank you very much, thank you. 1117 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:06,501 - 8:30, Wednesday morning. - 8:30, Wednesday morning. 1118 01:03:06,536 --> 01:03:07,510 - Right. - I'll be there, 1119 01:03:07,545 --> 01:03:08,588 right here. - Right, right now. 1120 01:03:08,623 --> 01:03:09,876 Right here at the dock. - Thank you. 1121 01:03:09,910 --> 01:03:10,780 Thank you, Captain Carter. 1122 01:03:11,302 --> 01:03:13,946 - My wife is long gone. 1123 01:03:13,980 --> 01:03:15,407 She's dead. 1124 01:03:15,441 --> 01:03:17,111 Why do we have to talk about it? 1125 01:03:18,329 --> 01:03:21,634 I'll join her soon enough. 1126 01:03:21,668 --> 01:03:24,208 - Well, just describe her, that's all I'm asking. 1127 01:03:25,808 --> 01:03:27,164 - All right. 1128 01:03:27,199 --> 01:03:29,668 She had tits down to here, 1129 01:03:29,704 --> 01:03:32,278 and when she died, I threw a fiver in the hole 1130 01:03:32,312 --> 01:03:34,365 and closed that chapter of my life. 1131 01:03:34,399 --> 01:03:36,244 She had Bright's Disease. 1132 01:03:36,278 --> 01:03:38,400 She had a 10-pound liver. 1133 01:03:38,435 --> 01:03:41,009 And she left a neat quarter-of-million dollars 1134 01:03:41,043 --> 01:03:42,957 to the Daughters of the American Revolution 1135 01:03:42,992 --> 01:03:47,027 in the hopes that Americans would stop producing mongrels 1136 01:03:47,062 --> 01:03:49,288 like me and our son. 1137 01:03:49,322 --> 01:03:51,375 - Well, she was right about your son, the ninny, 1138 01:03:51,409 --> 01:03:53,392 and your grandson, the boob. 1139 01:03:54,367 --> 01:03:55,689 - They are perfect. 1140 01:03:56,871 --> 01:04:00,211 From your point of view, they are perfect. 1141 01:04:00,246 --> 01:04:01,115 Give me that. 1142 01:04:01,150 --> 01:04:02,019 - Perfect? 1143 01:04:03,445 --> 01:04:05,672 Uh-uh, this one's dead. 1144 01:04:07,029 --> 01:04:10,890 - Now, look, if you sass me like that once more, 1145 01:04:12,491 --> 01:04:16,108 I am going to send you and your musical background up there 1146 01:04:16,143 --> 01:04:19,099 to North Miami to make parakeet training records. 1147 01:04:20,804 --> 01:04:23,343 - Just so's I'm back in time to watch them wheel 1148 01:04:23,378 --> 01:04:26,927 that ninny down Duval Street, Easter time, in his bassinet. 1149 01:04:29,883 --> 01:04:32,736 - Why have I let you sass me so long? 1150 01:04:32,770 --> 01:04:34,544 - 'Cause I love you. 1151 01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:35,866 You can see that now. 1152 01:04:36,806 --> 01:04:38,023 - Oh aye, aye. 1153 01:04:43,762 --> 01:04:46,476 (horn bellows) 1154 01:04:48,319 --> 01:04:49,363 - All right. 1155 01:04:51,172 --> 01:04:54,408 (birds squawking) 1156 01:04:54,442 --> 01:04:57,051 James, this has turned out a mile prettier 1157 01:04:57,086 --> 01:04:58,025 than I could even hope. 1158 01:04:59,277 --> 01:05:02,512 - Yeah, I'm pretty pleased with it myself. 1159 01:05:04,043 --> 01:05:05,261 Now you're not gonna believe this, 1160 01:05:05,295 --> 01:05:07,939 but some man came to see me, no shoes on, 1161 01:05:07,974 --> 01:05:10,166 old pair of navy pants held up by a rope. 1162 01:05:11,314 --> 01:05:14,340 He offered me $10,000 for this boat. 1163 01:05:14,374 --> 01:05:15,522 - That was my father. 1164 01:05:17,297 --> 01:05:20,670 - Oh, he dresses funny. 1165 01:05:21,854 --> 01:05:23,871 - He's trying to stop me from guiding. 1166 01:05:25,193 --> 01:05:27,454 - Better buy yourself a gun. 1167 01:05:27,488 --> 01:05:28,846 - [Tom] News gets out, huh? 1168 01:05:29,889 --> 01:05:31,524 - That kind of news does, yeah. 1169 01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,795 - All right, Miranda, I'll bite. 1170 01:05:43,907 --> 01:05:45,299 Where did you get the car? 1171 01:05:48,326 --> 01:05:49,612 - From my aunt. 1172 01:05:51,248 --> 01:05:53,195 I figured you'd better go out in style. 1173 01:05:54,587 --> 01:05:55,457 - Perfect. 1174 01:05:56,917 --> 01:05:59,735 - I'd sure like to have a ride in it some day, Tom. 1175 01:05:59,770 --> 01:06:00,987 - The car or the boat? 1176 01:06:01,023 --> 01:06:02,587 (James laughs) 1177 01:06:02,623 --> 01:06:04,118 You'll have one, James. 1178 01:06:04,153 --> 01:06:05,405 - Looking forward to it. 1179 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:07,771 - She's a beauty. 1180 01:06:36,678 --> 01:06:39,391 (engine purrs) 1181 01:06:58,384 --> 01:06:59,253 What's up? 1182 01:07:00,993 --> 01:07:03,185 - Your girlfriend here wants to know 1183 01:07:03,219 --> 01:07:05,829 why I'm going to shoot you if you guide. 1184 01:07:07,185 --> 01:07:09,829 (Jeannie laughs) 1185 01:07:09,863 --> 01:07:11,394 - What are you laughing at? 1186 01:07:11,429 --> 01:07:12,333 - Oh. 1187 01:07:13,586 --> 01:07:15,604 The thought that Nichol could hurt a fly. 1188 01:07:16,786 --> 01:07:20,091 Why in the world do you want to guide? 1189 01:07:20,125 --> 01:07:22,491 - Well, I've been eliminated in a whole bunch of things. 1190 01:07:22,526 --> 01:07:24,056 - Are those Polaroid? 1191 01:07:24,091 --> 01:07:26,178 - Yeah, and I appreciate the question, 1192 01:07:26,213 --> 01:07:27,987 but it's a process of elimination. 1193 01:07:30,596 --> 01:07:32,962 - You ought to see my husband when he come in 1194 01:07:32,996 --> 01:07:35,536 with his skin burnt half off from summer fishing. 1195 01:07:37,831 --> 01:07:39,919 That was a process of elimination. 1196 01:07:39,953 --> 01:07:41,345 - Oh, I know, ma'am. 1197 01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:42,701 Really I do. 1198 01:07:42,737 --> 01:07:46,528 - (sighs) That is a pretty little skiff, though. 1199 01:07:51,398 --> 01:07:53,485 I bet you're real proud of it. 1200 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,260 - [Tom] Oh yes, ma'am, real proud. 1201 01:07:57,521 --> 01:07:59,016 - You will mortally fly. 1202 01:08:01,034 --> 01:08:02,112 He's just flat waiting 1203 01:08:02,146 --> 01:08:03,851 to shut down these other turkeys. 1204 01:08:04,826 --> 01:08:07,470 (Faron laughs) 1205 01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:08,756 Oh I sure will say this, though. 1206 01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:12,235 Cart's never lost a day's wages with his Evinrude. 1207 01:08:12,270 --> 01:08:15,018 That solid-state ignition and power-trim just seem 1208 01:08:15,052 --> 01:08:17,696 to be the combination for a workin' fool like Cart. 1209 01:08:18,671 --> 01:08:20,201 (Faron coughs) 1210 01:08:20,236 --> 01:08:22,705 - Jeannie, I think these boys know one engine from another. 1211 01:08:22,740 --> 01:08:26,080 - Oh, I was just coaching the newcomer. 1212 01:08:27,923 --> 01:08:31,194 Besides, what Key West needs 1213 01:08:31,228 --> 01:08:33,768 with a beginner guide beats me, for starters. 1214 01:08:36,133 --> 01:08:38,603 - I don't remember anyone asking your opinion. 1215 01:08:38,637 --> 01:08:41,908 So why don't you just keep your moth shut, all right? 1216 01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:50,569 - That is just about as ladylike as I could expect 1217 01:08:50,604 --> 01:08:53,003 from a Mallory Square weirdo, all right. 1218 01:08:53,039 --> 01:08:54,569 - Well, what clod-hoppers expect in the way 1219 01:08:54,604 --> 01:08:57,283 of ladylike really doesn't interest me that much. 1220 01:08:59,022 --> 01:09:00,727 - Doesn't interest? - No. 1221 01:09:02,291 --> 01:09:05,318 - How would a poke in your weirdo snoot do, schoolmarm? 1222 01:09:08,136 --> 01:09:13,354 (dramatic music) (Jeannie screams) 1223 01:09:18,433 --> 01:09:19,441 - I'm sorry! 1224 01:09:22,259 --> 01:09:24,276 I'm leaving, all right. 1225 01:09:27,407 --> 01:09:32,591 (car doors thud) (engine revs) 1226 01:09:45,078 --> 01:09:46,992 - I'd believe they'd hurt each other. 1227 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:58,506 - You wouldn't wanna shoot a sweet guy like me? 1228 01:10:00,141 --> 01:10:03,097 (Nichol laughs) 1229 01:10:03,133 --> 01:10:04,872 - I wouldn't want to, no. 1230 01:10:08,802 --> 01:10:11,933 (crickets chirping) 1231 01:10:20,525 --> 01:10:22,995 (dog barks) 1232 01:10:46,545 --> 01:10:49,329 (guitar twangs) 1233 01:10:51,172 --> 01:10:52,041 - Hello, Daddy. 1234 01:10:57,225 --> 01:10:58,129 I'm glad you came. 1235 01:11:02,234 --> 01:11:05,155 We've all been chasing you all over, you know. 1236 01:11:05,191 --> 01:11:07,765 And mother's getting really bored, I can tell you. 1237 01:11:09,817 --> 01:11:11,244 - I wanted to advise you. 1238 01:11:12,739 --> 01:11:14,653 That is what fathers do. 1239 01:11:20,636 --> 01:11:22,827 - Now why didn't you come before? 1240 01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:24,706 I've been looking everywhere for you. 1241 01:11:26,097 --> 01:11:27,975 - I didn't have the advice ready. 1242 01:11:29,784 --> 01:11:33,576 I've had to get down to where I could see 1243 01:11:33,610 --> 01:11:34,898 what you were going through. 1244 01:11:36,290 --> 01:11:38,655 - I'm not going through anything in particular. 1245 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:40,915 Sit down. 1246 01:11:50,377 --> 01:11:53,265 - Do you think your friend, Dance, is joking? 1247 01:11:54,517 --> 01:11:57,856 - No, we've just laid out some lines. 1248 01:11:57,891 --> 01:12:00,118 - I've had an adventure, I guess. 1249 01:12:01,508 --> 01:12:02,762 I ended up here. 1250 01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:08,571 I thought it might take me away from the world. 1251 01:12:09,614 --> 01:12:11,527 - Why didn't you go home? 1252 01:12:11,562 --> 01:12:12,501 - Oh come on. 1253 01:12:15,180 --> 01:12:20,050 My first instinct was that this face-off 1254 01:12:20,084 --> 01:12:22,694 with Dance was a matter of honor. 1255 01:12:22,728 --> 01:12:24,781 - It's a matter of who gets to fish 1256 01:12:24,815 --> 01:12:26,172 and who gets to cut bait. 1257 01:12:28,155 --> 01:12:30,138 - You won't call it honor, because you 1258 01:12:30,173 --> 01:12:32,990 and your generation have a depraved sense of language. 1259 01:12:36,260 --> 01:12:37,095 - This one here? 1260 01:12:37,130 --> 01:12:38,104 - Uh, it's a snapper. 1261 01:12:38,139 --> 01:12:39,217 - No, it's a grouper. 1262 01:12:39,251 --> 01:12:40,086 - Grouper, grouper. 1263 01:12:40,121 --> 01:12:41,234 - Okay, we'll try one more. 1264 01:12:41,270 --> 01:12:42,522 Take your hat off, will you? 1265 01:12:42,556 --> 01:12:43,739 Let your brains cool off. 1266 01:12:43,774 --> 01:12:44,852 You're thinking too hard. 1267 01:12:44,887 --> 01:12:45,965 All right, one more time, starting here. 1268 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,322 - That's a bone, I know that one. 1269 01:12:47,357 --> 01:12:49,200 I know that's a bonefish. - Right, right, bonefish. 1270 01:12:49,236 --> 01:12:50,244 This one here? 1271 01:12:50,279 --> 01:12:51,357 - That's like that one over there. 1272 01:12:51,392 --> 01:12:52,471 - And that one and this one? 1273 01:12:52,505 --> 01:12:53,236 - Yeah, old snappy. 1274 01:12:53,270 --> 01:12:54,280 - The snapper, 1275 01:12:54,314 --> 01:12:55,357 right, right. - Snapper, snapper. 1276 01:12:55,392 --> 01:12:56,958 - Now this one here, remember the fin, 1277 01:12:56,992 --> 01:12:58,071 across there? - Bluefin tuna. 1278 01:12:58,106 --> 01:12:59,602 - Bluefin tuna, right. 1279 01:12:59,636 --> 01:13:02,002 This one over here, long, sleek, silver-looking sucker, huh? 1280 01:13:02,036 --> 01:13:03,567 - Uh, uh, plum forgot that one. 1281 01:13:03,602 --> 01:13:06,698 - It begins with B, like a little girl's name. 1282 01:13:06,733 --> 01:13:07,880 Bernita. 1283 01:13:07,915 --> 01:13:09,551 - Bonito, bonito, yeah. - Right, right. 1284 01:13:09,585 --> 01:13:10,837 Big gold one, back there, in the corner? 1285 01:13:10,873 --> 01:13:12,542 - Oh, that's like the snake-- 1286 01:13:12,577 --> 01:13:14,629 - Cobia. - Cobia, cobia. 1287 01:13:14,664 --> 01:13:16,924 - Right, right, and this here? 1288 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:17,795 Right here. 1289 01:13:17,829 --> 01:13:18,803 - That there, that a toombul. 1290 01:13:18,839 --> 01:13:20,926 - Right, good, and this one here, 1291 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:23,082 this long, skinny, nice sucker, hugh? 1292 01:13:23,117 --> 01:13:24,578 - That's a houndfish, hound. 1293 01:13:24,612 --> 01:13:26,630 - Also known as a-- - Gar-- 1294 01:13:26,665 --> 01:13:29,030 - Garfish, right, right. - Gar, hound (laughs). 1295 01:13:29,065 --> 01:13:30,282 - And this pretty one over here, 1296 01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:32,057 with the little things off the fins, huh? 1297 01:13:32,091 --> 01:13:33,900 - Oh that's, um-- 1298 01:13:33,935 --> 01:13:36,614 - Remember, big continent down southwest of here, hm? 1299 01:13:36,648 --> 01:13:37,623 - The what? - Africa. 1300 01:13:37,657 --> 01:13:38,945 - [Both] African Pompeno. 1301 01:13:40,197 --> 01:13:41,483 - Right, there you go. 1302 01:13:41,519 --> 01:13:42,493 And what's this right here? 1303 01:13:42,527 --> 01:13:43,745 - The old eight-ball. 1304 01:13:43,779 --> 01:13:45,623 - Eight-ball, right, and this fish over here 1305 01:13:45,658 --> 01:13:47,641 and this one are? 1306 01:13:47,676 --> 01:13:48,406 - Grouper. - Grouper, 1307 01:13:48,441 --> 01:13:49,241 how many fingers you see? 1308 01:13:49,275 --> 01:13:50,737 - Five. - Good. 1309 01:13:50,771 --> 01:13:52,754 And this one over here, this little black skinny sucker. 1310 01:13:52,789 --> 01:13:53,902 - It's the old sucker. 1311 01:13:53,938 --> 01:13:56,790 - Right, everywhere the shark goes, huh-- 1312 01:13:56,824 --> 01:13:57,659 - Romona goes. 1313 01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,607 - No, no, remora. - Remora. 1314 01:13:59,642 --> 01:14:00,825 - Right, there you go. 1315 01:14:00,859 --> 01:14:01,694 - Hi. 1316 01:14:11,991 --> 01:14:13,591 Who are you? 1317 01:14:13,626 --> 01:14:15,574 - I'm Olie Slatt. 1318 01:14:17,418 --> 01:14:18,461 - Where's Myron? 1319 01:14:19,749 --> 01:14:20,827 - [Olie] Who's Myron? 1320 01:14:22,391 --> 01:14:24,236 - Who's Myron? 1321 01:14:24,270 --> 01:14:28,688 Myron's the one who adds everything up around here. 1322 01:14:29,523 --> 01:14:30,950 Who are you? 1323 01:14:30,984 --> 01:14:34,497 - Oh, uh, I'm a wealthy tourist from the Bull Mountains. 1324 01:14:34,532 --> 01:14:38,811 I'm waiting to cash in on this valuable fishing certificate. 1325 01:14:41,490 --> 01:14:43,647 - It just kills me that Myron's not here. 1326 01:14:46,464 --> 01:14:49,560 It just kills me that Myron's not here! 1327 01:14:52,899 --> 01:14:55,960 - Whatcha want with the Myron moron? 1328 01:14:59,405 --> 01:15:00,969 - I wanted him to see what I was like 1329 01:15:01,004 --> 01:15:02,257 when I twirled in Orlando. 1330 01:15:03,613 --> 01:15:04,657 He ought to see that. 1331 01:15:05,839 --> 01:15:07,127 I just thought old Myron ought to know 1332 01:15:07,161 --> 01:15:08,797 what it looked like from the bleachers. 1333 01:15:08,831 --> 01:15:10,674 (Olie laughs) 1334 01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:12,379 This here. - Yeah? 1335 01:15:12,414 --> 01:15:13,875 - My 31-inch tournament baton. 1336 01:15:15,231 --> 01:15:18,258 It's big enough, power, but it's light enough 1337 01:15:18,293 --> 01:15:20,102 to where it don't drag at my routine. 1338 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:25,459 You know, a youngster just starting out, 1339 01:15:25,494 --> 01:15:28,903 developing her forearm and her wrist with a 17-ounce baton, 1340 01:15:30,224 --> 01:15:32,799 well, she's gonna have terrific power later on 1341 01:15:32,834 --> 01:15:34,190 for certain activities. 1342 01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:36,729 (both laugh) 1343 01:15:46,122 --> 01:15:49,044 - Roy, Slatt. 1344 01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:49,948 - Captain Carter. 1345 01:15:51,340 --> 01:15:52,766 - You want to give me that, Jeannie? 1346 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,018 Give it to me. 1347 01:15:54,053 --> 01:15:54,923 Hey! 1348 01:15:59,897 --> 01:16:01,741 Roy? - Yeah. 1349 01:16:01,775 --> 01:16:03,445 - Why don't you get yourself a beer 1350 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:06,472 and get Mr Slatt here a beer, 1351 01:16:06,506 --> 01:16:08,489 and I'll be with you boys in a minute? 1352 01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:28,630 (baton clangs) 1353 01:16:33,570 --> 01:16:36,700 - Wait a minute, get it. 1354 01:16:36,736 --> 01:16:38,022 - What? 1355 01:16:38,057 --> 01:16:38,927 - Get it. 1356 01:16:47,867 --> 01:16:50,649 - All right, but you to listen to me, Jeannie. 1357 01:16:50,685 --> 01:16:52,180 Now, I come down here to this bait shack 1358 01:16:52,215 --> 01:16:54,128 where I make our bread and our butter 1359 01:16:54,163 --> 01:16:56,390 to pay for your shopping sprees, 1360 01:16:56,424 --> 01:16:58,928 and first, you're dukin' out some schoolteacher, 1361 01:16:58,964 --> 01:17:01,015 and in no time flat, I walk in 1362 01:17:01,051 --> 01:17:03,277 and find you doing a baton routine, half-naked, 1363 01:17:03,312 --> 01:17:05,190 in front of a perfect stranger, 1364 01:17:05,225 --> 01:17:08,877 who just happens to be, by the way, a cash customer, 1365 01:17:08,913 --> 01:17:12,286 plus telling him that it builds a girl's forearm up 1366 01:17:12,322 --> 01:17:13,922 for jacking guys off. 1367 01:17:13,956 --> 01:17:15,521 Now, uh, what should I do? 1368 01:17:17,957 --> 01:17:20,392 - I think that's a disgusting view of my art. 1369 01:17:20,426 --> 01:17:23,070 Now why don't you just storm on in there and get me my tutu? 1370 01:17:25,157 --> 01:17:25,992 - Here. 1371 01:17:33,089 --> 01:17:34,724 - Honest, I didn't lay a finger on her. 1372 01:17:34,758 --> 01:17:37,054 Now she come goopin' in here, trying to do me. 1373 01:17:37,089 --> 01:17:39,281 - Now why don't you just put down that garfish? 1374 01:17:39,315 --> 01:17:40,324 - Houndfish. 1375 01:17:40,359 --> 01:17:41,611 - Houndfish (laughs). 1376 01:17:41,646 --> 01:17:43,072 - (laughs) I been teachin' him. 1377 01:17:43,107 --> 01:17:44,811 - Well, I'll be, that is a houndfish. 1378 01:17:44,846 --> 01:17:46,516 - Sure is. 1379 01:17:46,550 --> 01:17:49,020 - Well, all right, then, just put down the houndfish. 1380 01:17:49,055 --> 01:17:50,690 - Not so fast. 1381 01:17:50,724 --> 01:17:53,021 Now what's gonna happen to me? 1382 01:17:53,056 --> 01:17:56,430 - Roy, you go over there and get yourself a beer, 1383 01:17:56,465 --> 01:17:58,308 a pickled egg or something. 1384 01:18:01,613 --> 01:18:05,404 Now what I come in here to tell you was 1385 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:09,126 that my wife, Jeannie, has been kind of sick and, 1386 01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:12,153 poor little thing, and what I want you to do, Mr Slatt, 1387 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:14,031 is try and forgive her for what she done 1388 01:18:14,066 --> 01:18:15,597 to you here, this evening. 1389 01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:18,171 - You want me to forgive her? 1390 01:18:18,206 --> 01:18:19,215 - Yeah. 1391 01:18:19,249 --> 01:18:20,467 (both laugh) 1392 01:18:20,501 --> 01:18:22,867 - Shucks, I forgive her (laughs). 1393 01:18:24,537 --> 01:18:26,624 - Yeah, and, uh, oh, she probably left a few 1394 01:18:26,659 --> 01:18:28,467 of her little things around here. 1395 01:18:28,503 --> 01:18:30,729 - Yeah. - A tutu, I think it was. 1396 01:18:30,763 --> 01:18:32,120 - Tutu, tutu, yes (laughs). 1397 01:18:34,312 --> 01:18:35,181 - Tutu. 1398 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:41,130 You know, Mr Slatt, she's not half bad with that baton. 1399 01:18:42,903 --> 01:18:43,982 She's got trophies. 1400 01:18:51,913 --> 01:18:55,044 - Now generally, I am told that, uh, 1401 01:19:01,271 --> 01:19:03,671 I'm a fine one to talk. 1402 01:19:03,706 --> 01:19:05,271 So when I make a suggestion, 1403 01:19:06,697 --> 01:19:09,724 you remind yourself of my absurd adventures 1404 01:19:09,759 --> 01:19:12,089 in the manufacturing of blimps, 1405 01:19:12,124 --> 01:19:14,246 my mental discharge from the Army, 1406 01:19:14,281 --> 01:19:16,368 my ludicrous family life, 1407 01:19:17,898 --> 01:19:21,968 review my credentials and forget everything I tell you. 1408 01:19:22,004 --> 01:19:26,178 But don't forget, even my whorehouse was a flop. 1409 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:29,830 My whorehouse was a flophouse. 1410 01:19:29,864 --> 01:19:32,926 The floozies turned on me like a hundred raging toucans. 1411 01:19:34,387 --> 01:19:37,275 They fired upon me with my own seltzer. 1412 01:19:37,309 --> 01:19:39,257 In 12 months of operation, 1413 01:19:39,292 --> 01:19:41,622 they never awarded me a freebie. 1414 01:19:43,953 --> 01:19:45,240 I had a Congolese lesbian 1415 01:19:45,275 --> 01:19:50,353 who used my Havana Churchill cigars for dildos. 1416 01:19:51,989 --> 01:19:56,615 They peed on my mandolin, overcharged my friends 1417 01:19:56,650 --> 01:19:59,607 and gave your grandfather a dose with chancres 1418 01:19:59,641 --> 01:20:02,111 that run up his body like mink tracks. 1419 01:20:03,259 --> 01:20:05,729 So I closed down this Puta Palazzo 1420 01:20:07,016 --> 01:20:09,520 and turned to the literature of religion. 1421 01:20:10,634 --> 01:20:12,234 That didn't work. 1422 01:20:13,764 --> 01:20:18,774 I took to my bed and began to hate my father, 1423 01:20:20,444 --> 01:20:24,897 your grandfather, that conniving arch-abrogator of justice 1424 01:20:24,931 --> 01:20:27,575 whom we see slowly spinning to Earth, 1425 01:20:28,619 --> 01:20:30,706 parachuting into his own history. 1426 01:20:32,932 --> 01:20:37,975 His whores and washed-up coloratura singers can't save him. 1427 01:20:40,481 --> 01:20:44,551 Insurance adjusters in terrycloth playsuits can't save him. 1428 01:20:47,994 --> 01:20:53,246 And maybe you, who have always seemed to me to resemble him, 1429 01:20:57,212 --> 01:20:59,439 maybe you can't be saved, either. 1430 01:21:00,551 --> 01:21:01,805 - You could be right. 1431 01:21:01,839 --> 01:21:02,708 Maybe, I can't. 1432 01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:05,178 Was my mother one of your whores? 1433 01:21:05,213 --> 01:21:06,083 - Yeah. 1434 01:21:10,918 --> 01:21:15,301 The fact that my whorehouse collapsed anyway is proof 1435 01:21:16,936 --> 01:21:19,650 of how perfect the failure was. 1436 01:21:25,110 --> 01:21:27,023 What are you going to do? 1437 01:21:27,059 --> 01:21:28,381 - What I said. 1438 01:21:28,415 --> 01:21:30,085 What are you gonna do? 1439 01:21:31,580 --> 01:21:35,790 - Go back to the house, wait and hope to see you again. 1440 01:21:40,486 --> 01:21:43,165 (solemn music) 1441 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,244 - [Tom] Let's go out to dinner tonight. 1442 01:21:56,279 --> 01:21:57,810 - No, I don't want to eat anymore. 1443 01:21:58,923 --> 01:22:01,183 - Come on, we'll go to Little Torch. 1444 01:22:01,219 --> 01:22:03,862 - Oh especially not Little Torch. 1445 01:22:03,897 --> 01:22:05,776 The red snapper tastes like oatmeal. 1446 01:22:06,819 --> 01:22:09,149 They put barf on the stone crab, 1447 01:22:09,185 --> 01:22:11,063 paint thinner on the salad dressing. 1448 01:22:13,742 --> 01:22:15,202 - What kind of soap is this? 1449 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:17,533 - Pine tar. 1450 01:22:18,751 --> 01:22:20,768 - Jesus, we'll smell like a lumberyard. 1451 01:22:22,194 --> 01:22:25,638 I wonder why they tie ropes on pieces of soap. 1452 01:22:27,134 --> 01:22:29,674 - So you can retrieve it if you swallow it. 1453 01:22:32,596 --> 01:22:33,848 Would you keep your feet to yourself? 1454 01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:35,030 I'm not into feet. 1455 01:22:38,857 --> 01:22:40,422 - [Tom] What's the matter, baby? 1456 01:22:44,179 --> 01:22:45,362 - I'm scared. 1457 01:22:47,170 --> 01:22:48,110 - [Tom] Don't be. 1458 01:22:51,519 --> 01:22:53,606 - Would it do any good to plea with you? 1459 01:22:55,693 --> 01:22:56,563 - [Tom] No. 1460 01:23:00,981 --> 01:23:02,442 Can I come down to your end? 1461 01:23:06,616 --> 01:23:07,938 - I don't know. 1462 01:23:11,729 --> 01:23:14,129 (water splats) 1463 01:23:14,165 --> 01:23:15,938 - You seem to radiate health. 1464 01:23:18,304 --> 01:23:19,870 - I've done what I could. 1465 01:23:20,809 --> 01:23:22,165 I am at peace. 1466 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:23,035 - Bravo. 1467 01:23:24,008 --> 01:23:25,296 - [Mr Skelton] What's that? 1468 01:23:25,330 --> 01:23:26,201 - Bravo. 1469 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:28,879 - [Mr Skelton] I see. 1470 01:23:33,540 --> 01:23:35,871 How are things in the nation? 1471 01:23:35,906 --> 01:23:37,054 - I've been working on the orchids. 1472 01:23:37,088 --> 01:23:38,584 I haven't looked at the news. 1473 01:23:41,402 --> 01:23:42,689 - You didn't happen to hear the score 1474 01:23:42,724 --> 01:23:44,811 of the Colts-49ers game? 1475 01:23:44,846 --> 01:23:45,715 - No. 1476 01:23:47,315 --> 01:23:48,185 - Well. 1477 01:23:51,316 --> 01:23:53,821 (Faron laughs) 1478 01:23:54,933 --> 01:23:57,126 - Boy, you all head up, you know it. 1479 01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:58,378 You just do like I do. 1480 01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:00,986 Make your moves till 4 o'clock 1481 01:24:01,022 --> 01:24:04,325 and then run home and, uh, take their money. 1482 01:24:05,717 --> 01:24:07,039 - Is that what you do? 1483 01:24:07,073 --> 01:24:07,944 - Yeah. 1484 01:24:14,761 --> 01:24:16,605 Hey, hey, Mr Slatt. 1485 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:17,475 - Mr Carter. 1486 01:24:17,509 --> 01:24:18,588 - [Faron] Here's your man. 1487 01:24:20,293 --> 01:24:21,301 - Welcome on board. 1488 01:24:21,336 --> 01:24:23,598 - Well, I want a trophy. 1489 01:24:24,988 --> 01:24:25,893 Did you bring the toilet paper? 1490 01:24:25,928 --> 01:24:27,180 - We've got everything you need. 1491 01:24:27,215 --> 01:24:29,267 - Yeah, well, just in case you ain't. 1492 01:24:37,442 --> 01:24:40,329 (engine rumbles) 1493 01:25:01,862 --> 01:25:04,227 - I tell you, it wasn't me. 1494 01:25:05,514 --> 01:25:08,958 You've got to take my word for it. 1495 01:25:08,993 --> 01:25:10,767 I'm as clean as a hound's tooth. 1496 01:25:10,802 --> 01:25:14,385 (Goldsboro burbles) 1497 01:25:14,419 --> 01:25:17,133 Yeah, Joe, listen, I'm very busy at the moment. 1498 01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:19,080 You, why don't you get the hell out of here, will you? 1499 01:25:19,116 --> 01:25:20,194 Bye. 1500 01:25:20,228 --> 01:25:21,237 Okay, down here, before it's too late. 1501 01:25:22,629 --> 01:25:25,063 (both grunt) 1502 01:25:25,099 --> 01:25:26,699 The French have a word for it. 1503 01:25:26,734 --> 01:25:28,577 But I call it pussy. 1504 01:25:28,612 --> 01:25:32,160 - I know you do, you cheesy piece of bunk fodder. 1505 01:25:32,195 --> 01:25:34,109 - Well, I call it pussy, 1506 01:25:34,143 --> 01:25:36,126 because that's the candid thing to call it, 1507 01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:37,796 and I'm a very candid man. 1508 01:25:41,031 --> 01:25:42,109 - Hi, folks. 1509 01:25:42,144 --> 01:25:45,240 (engine hums) 1510 01:25:45,275 --> 01:25:47,048 Oh, uh (coughs), would you folks climb on aboard? 1511 01:25:47,084 --> 01:25:48,127 I'll be right with you. 1512 01:25:48,162 --> 01:25:50,249 - What, this one? - Yeah, right there. 1513 01:25:50,283 --> 01:25:53,554 And stow that basket aft, 1514 01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:54,876 so it won't beat itself to death. 1515 01:25:54,910 --> 01:25:56,476 And Mr Rudleigh, would you please put those poles 1516 01:25:56,511 --> 01:25:57,937 in there like I showed you? 1517 01:26:00,337 --> 01:26:03,572 Well, we just sent the new guide off on his maiden voyage. 1518 01:26:03,607 --> 01:26:04,442 - [Nichol] You don't say. 1519 01:26:04,477 --> 01:26:05,973 - Mm-hmm, look real organized, 1520 01:26:06,007 --> 01:26:08,755 had his gear all packed, stove, had his lunch, 1521 01:26:10,007 --> 01:26:11,642 all rigged out like he was real organized. 1522 01:26:11,677 --> 01:26:12,617 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1523 01:26:14,007 --> 01:26:16,581 - What's he and that, uh, snake doctor out for? 1524 01:26:16,617 --> 01:26:17,939 - Bonefish, I believe. 1525 01:26:18,947 --> 01:26:21,034 Looked organized as hell. 1526 01:26:21,070 --> 01:26:22,634 - You fishing this lunch meat here, Cart? 1527 01:26:22,670 --> 01:26:23,539 - Till 4 o'clock. 1528 01:26:26,983 --> 01:26:28,549 - How's the tides running? 1529 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:30,288 - 518, Key West low, 1530 01:26:30,322 --> 01:26:32,932 that'll make the Man-O-War Key the first stop 1531 01:26:32,966 --> 01:26:34,601 for the new guide. 1532 01:26:34,636 --> 01:26:35,888 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 1533 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:39,714 - [Nichol] The next stop is Toptree Hammock. 1534 01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:41,558 Boy learned that pattern off of me. 1535 01:26:41,593 --> 01:26:42,498 He ain't dumb. 1536 01:26:42,532 --> 01:26:43,680 - [Faron] Mm-hmm. 1537 01:26:43,714 --> 01:26:46,220 (engine sputters) 1538 01:26:46,254 --> 01:26:47,229 What's wrong? 1539 01:26:47,263 --> 01:26:48,411 It aint' kickin' over. - Nothing. 1540 01:26:49,837 --> 01:26:51,612 - Huh? - Nothing! 1541 01:26:51,646 --> 01:26:54,429 (engine sputters) 1542 01:26:54,464 --> 01:26:55,508 - Oh, it ain't gonna run. 1543 01:26:55,542 --> 01:26:57,455 I can hear it's not. 1544 01:26:57,491 --> 01:26:58,743 Gotta be the wiring. 1545 01:26:58,777 --> 01:26:59,925 There's a short in it. 1546 01:27:01,734 --> 01:27:03,612 The timer, maybe, what do you think? 1547 01:27:04,726 --> 01:27:05,561 It ain't gonna start. 1548 01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:06,569 I know it's not gonna start. 1549 01:27:06,604 --> 01:27:07,474 You can hear that. 1550 01:27:07,508 --> 01:27:09,109 You want to use my skiff? 1551 01:27:09,144 --> 01:27:10,709 - No, do you want to use my Colt? 1552 01:27:10,743 --> 01:27:11,996 - No. 1553 01:27:12,031 --> 01:27:14,362 - Then why do you want to give me your skiff? 1554 01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:15,510 - Well, I just thought 1555 01:27:15,544 --> 01:27:17,666 maybe you could use it, Nichol (laughs). 1556 01:27:17,701 --> 01:27:19,197 - If you give me your skiff, Faron, 1557 01:27:19,232 --> 01:27:22,223 how are you gonna finance the majorette's shopping sprees? 1558 01:27:22,258 --> 01:27:24,832 - Nichol, my customers can hear how upset you are. 1559 01:27:26,954 --> 01:27:28,101 Do you want the boat or not? 1560 01:27:28,137 --> 01:27:28,867 - Yes! 1561 01:27:31,789 --> 01:27:34,955 - Mr and Mrs Rudleigh, you all step out, please? 1562 01:27:34,989 --> 01:27:36,172 Go on and give me that there. 1563 01:27:36,207 --> 01:27:37,425 - [Mr Rudleigh] What's up, Captain? 1564 01:27:37,459 --> 01:27:39,546 - [Faron] Oh, my friend here needs a skiff. 1565 01:27:41,842 --> 01:27:45,217 It's looking more like miniature golf today (laughs). 1566 01:27:45,251 --> 01:27:46,990 - Run that past me again, Captain. 1567 01:27:47,026 --> 01:27:49,008 You were real unclear the first time. 1568 01:27:49,043 --> 01:27:51,164 - Well, we've had kind of an emergency come up, 1569 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,530 and I'm afraid our fishing's off. 1570 01:27:58,435 --> 01:28:01,427 - We will be heading directly to the Chamber of Commerce. 1571 01:28:02,783 --> 01:28:05,149 Do you have an official version 1572 01:28:05,183 --> 01:28:07,340 of the event you'd like us to relay 1573 01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:12,593 as to why a month-old date to fish was canceled? 1574 01:28:13,915 --> 01:28:15,585 - Yes, sir, I do. 1575 01:28:15,619 --> 01:28:16,907 - What is it? 1576 01:28:16,941 --> 01:28:21,498 - Um, just say the captain, or guide, 1577 01:28:21,533 --> 01:28:26,751 experienced a sudden loss of interest, or ambition, 1578 01:28:26,786 --> 01:28:29,638 and flaked out without warning (laughs). 1579 01:28:29,673 --> 01:28:32,247 (engine revs) 1580 01:28:52,493 --> 01:28:54,023 - I think you, uh, 1581 01:28:55,832 --> 01:28:58,788 I think you know how I feel about this. 1582 01:28:58,824 --> 01:29:00,354 - Yes, I do, I do. 1583 01:29:03,902 --> 01:29:06,094 - So where do you want it? - Where does he want what? 1584 01:29:06,129 --> 01:29:07,798 - Shut up! 1585 01:29:07,833 --> 01:29:08,772 - I've got a toothache, 1586 01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:10,338 and just if you can manage it, 1587 01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:13,260 try not to shoot me in the face. 1588 01:29:14,512 --> 01:29:16,251 Well, I wouldn't want to ruin my face, 1589 01:29:16,286 --> 01:29:20,217 and here, this is my left side. 1590 01:29:22,582 --> 01:29:25,504 You're right. (gun fires) 1591 01:29:34,236 --> 01:29:36,914 (solemn music) 1592 01:30:54,104 --> 01:30:56,887 (digital music)